Monday, September 30, 2002 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier says that when his wife stopped dying her hair blonde, their sex life went downhill. She just wanted to be herself. Vernon says when a woman says that you might as well throw your penis out the window while you’re driving down the street. At 25m Vernon tries to confuse a caller and make Phil take the heat on a comment, then he starts assuming all the callers are black. Hour 2: David G Hall, station manager, hates people who use up their employer’s health benefits, and says non-management should have to pay out of pocket since they’re not part of the driving force of the business. Hour 3: VARIETY.