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Monthly Archives: May 2005

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Hour 1: David G Hall, station manager, says Watergate informant Deep Throat was gay and in porn movies. Hour 2: Phil explains the Watergate bullcrap with Frodo the puppet. Flashback request Ted Bell driving fast. Bakersfield chimp. Bob Bakian on Dave Chappelle. Hour 3: Dr Husband Ginther on Fern Hill. 25 funniest people in LA. Lloyd Bonafide ranting about Memorial Day. Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media

Monday, May 30, 2005

Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide, a Korean war veteran and retired heating and plumbing man, reads aloud an e-mail he sent to the different media about the images of Terry Schiavo on TV and how they show the comatose woman “grinning like she just hit the lottery” Lloyd, naturally, thinks she’s somehow grinning at him as if its funny being in a coma and watching Lloyd obsess over his sexual dysfunction problem. Then at the end of the hour Lloyd insists on singing “Hungry Heart” as part of his warm up before auditioning for “American Idol.”Hour 2: RC Collins wants to go on a “road trip” to San Francisco with his fellow cadets from Bradley to see Nobu Uematsu, famed Final Fantasy composer” and he wants to take his mom’s Lexus but she won’t let him. RC laments that his friend Raul will have to drive them in Raul’s Camaro but RC is reluctant to be seen in a “Beaner-mobile.” He goes on to tell one of Phil’s callers that when “I bring Bin Laden’s head into your kitchen on the end of my bayonet and place it on your kitchen counter, you don’t even have to say thank you. Just don’t make me ride around in a Bean Wagon.”.Hour 3: After visiting a Japanese Steak House, LLoyd becomes concerned with what he calls “the post stress syndrome” that may be visited upon returning combat veterans witnessing an Asian weilding knives and salt shakers “like he thinks he’s something special.” Lloyd calls for a shutting down of all teppan resturaunts “commensurate with the first of the year” before some vet pulls a Japanese chef “face down onto the grill”

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media, RC Collins

Friday, May 27, 2005

Hour 1: RERUN of 2005-03-02 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2005-05-04 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2005-03-01 hour one. Friday, May 27, 2005

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Hour 1: RERUN of 2005-04-25 hour two. Hour 2: RERUN of 2005-02-07 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2005-02-02 hour two. Thursday, May 26, 2005

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Hour 1: Harvey Weirman, Commandant of Bradley Military Academy and a commission member investigating alleged Koran desecration at Guantanamo tells Phil that theoretically having a Marine wipe himself with the Koran is not “desecration.” On the other hand if an Army guy did it…….Hour 2: Coast to Coast With Art Bell interviews General Johnson Jameson who has a phone that is literally connected to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the General gets crank-called by Hitler and Jesus and then won’t take the call of some kid he killed.Hour 3: Phil plays a bit from February because a listener wrote to say he was pretty sure a woman who called the show then was Betty White. Hal and Viola, Clara and Bob Green check in. …….Dolly Parton comes on to talk about allergies and how they screw her voice up so bad she sounds like John Lee Hooker……Joe Elliot of Def Leppard calls in and sounds like John Lee Hooker too…….. Phil reads e-mail….Vince Applehead, Yoga Instructor, comes on the show to demonstrate, with Phil, various postures with the usual fart humor ensuing….Phil tells people he’ll be on in Houston May 31st, not the 23rd and it will be 7-9pm, not 9-12m….not that anyone told him…..

Posted in Bob Green, Classic Shows, Phil Media

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Hour One:Phil tells the tale of his accelerator sticking….on the freeway….Phil believes his stated intention of suing the FCC and his car almost going out of control are not a coincidence….Phil theorizes that a woman who won seven million suing her company because of the toxic effects of someone’s perfume won’t see nickel one….Some old bastard named Alf calls and wants to know “whatever happened to Kobe Bryant”…..A caller tells Phil he swears to God he saw Dave Chappelle at the Popeye’s on Melrose and Highland “ordering an eight piece bucket with two sides of cole slaw and cob”……Hour Two:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will patrol beaches and parks this summer to make sure some parent putting sun lotion on their kid “isn’t getting their cookies.”Hour Three:Raj Feneen with his usual American baiting…Raj says the Constitutions guarantee of free press is what allowed Newsweek to print the Koran story which got “15,000 Packies carved up.” Then he asks the requisite question of the callers: “Do you super size?”

Posted in Classic Shows, Jay Santos, Phil Media

Monday, May 23, 2005

Hour 1:Margaret Gray says women in her workplace don’t support her because of her big breasts. Caller Monica says large breasts are not a common denominator in big business.Hour 2:Jeff Dowder is on to to talk about the primitive tribes that survived tsunami.Hour 3:Dr. Jim Sadler got injured when he tried to french kiss a panda. David G. Hall calls in to pick a bone with Phil.

Posted in Classic Shows, Margaret Grey, Phil Media

Friday, May 20, 2005

Hour One:Lloyd Bonafide has a real problem with the Saddam Hussein underwear picture. When women get a look at “what he got” they may soften their views toward the dictator.Hour Two:Clara Bingham plays cow sound effects, laugh tracks and other insulting noises when overweight children come on campus in order to get them to cry to their parents about it. It’s then that Clara can confront these parents who, with every plate of flapjacks they serve, say “I Hate You” to their children.Hour Three:Phil reads e-mail…Phil says that the Saddam underwear shot is simply reflective of the American “practical joker” nature….Bud swears that Bruce Lee just delivered Chinese food to the studio….Darth Hall comes on to berate Phil’s umpteenth “Chinaman” crack….The Jim Rome Show features Romey’s Grandma Ruthie complaining about how Jim is always putting the touch on her for money…..Phil blathers some more about how he’s going to sue the FCC…..Phil comes back from a break and talks about doing his FCC related business sitting on the floor in the morning at his house, drinking a giant cup of coffee, smoking a Marlboro and wearing nothing but pajama bottoms while his neighbors yell at each other outside….

Posted in Clara Bingham, Classic Shows, Phil Media

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Hour One:Jeff Dowder calls the show with some messed up “Bill Hendrie Show” theme song….Doug Dannger reports on the new fall TV schedule including the new NBC sitcom, “Daddy, Please Don’t Do That”…….Darth Hall calls to tell Phil not to be so easy on prison inmates wrongfully convicted….Tsunami Sam sings a blues tribute to the new LA mayor…Hour Two: Dan Gladly from the San Diego Zoo talks about peacocks….Darth Hall calls to bust Phil about his peacock discussion with the FCC heat on…..Phil talks about the last issue of Newsweek being made of two-ply for easy reading and wiping….Dodger baseball: Rick Monday comments on how good some players look not wearing a jockstrap…Phil talks about how lonely life is as a Star Wars freak…..Phil discusses his upcoming lawsuit against the FCC….Hour Three:Vernon Dozier has a website dedicated to his Belmar Academy water polo team…filled with pictures of hunky young guys in Speedos “that might give some pre-menopausal mother a lousy thrill. Big deal.”

Posted in Classic Shows, Jeff Dowder, Phil Media

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Hour One:Margaret Grey talks about her son Jason Jay Delmonico, a boy she and Frank adopted, and now he is in a movie. She’s proud because when you adopt a kid, according to Margaret, its like picking a perfectly good bologna sandwich out of a garbage pail……Hour Two:Rudy Canosa, owner of Je t’aime Lingerie discussed the Minutemen, a citizens group patrolling the border of Mexican looking for illegals. Rudy said that if they kept up that kind of pressure, illegals already in the United States would get upset and we might see more “fingers in bowls of chili.”Hour Three:Paul “Tubby” Lane believes the time honored racing tactic of “drafting” can be used on freeways to save gasoline. Smaller cars can draft behind larger “gas pigs.” If the car in front slows down, you pull the wheel left or right and slingshot past traffic so fast, you can “put your feet up on the dash and catch some REM sleep.”

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media, Rudy Canosa

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