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Monthly Archives: July 2005

Friday, July 29, 2005

Hour One:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits and “making deposits in the spank bank.”Hour Two:Colonel Gaylan Shaw calls to talk about the new TV show he is a part of, “The People Decide,” where, in one episode, the crash of Princess Diana’s Mercedes is re-examined in an, ultimately, completely unacceptable way.Hour Three:Darrell Webbers Blues Show kicks off with his sideman Junior T-Bone and special guest Pastor William Rennick. The whole thing comes to a crashing end when David G. Hall calls and tells Phil to “knock off the Amos and Andy stuff…..” Frank Gray calls Phil to talk about how he is producing Julia Roberts new play on Broadway….he keeps referring to Ms Roberts as “him”….Little Logan Benson calls to tell the audience what his grandpa has been saying lately…..Phil takes calls from people watching the webcast in Milwaukee, Temecula, El Paso and…………..INDIA!

Posted in Classic Shows, Jay Santos, Phil Media

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Hour One:Phil drinking Starbucks at 11:00 at night and still being able to go right to sleep…..Don Berman of Channel 19 talks about the special news segment coming up, “Public Pool or Public Indecency” about the skimpy bathing suits that the girls wear and his illicit relationship with one of them….Herb Sewell, calling in from Bishop, talks again about hosting the web cast, being a child molester and now a world class bass fisherman…..Phil talks about his hatred of Ben and Jerry…..Father James McQuarters morphs yet again into, alternately, an illiterate African-American and a pervert….Phil talks about going back to Mass…Hour Two:Bobbi Dooly talks with Phil about the latest teenage craze of “Dusting” while her husband, Steve, uses Dust Off in the background and listens to Pink Floyd….Hour Three:Jeff Dowder calls in from Mint Canyon to talk about a skunk he hit earlier in the evening….Vernon Dozier’s license plate says GAYSSUK but according to him it’s not homophobic….Chris Norton makes the Space Shuttle docking with the Space Station sound “sessual….”……Bud begins turning Phil’s mike on and off unbeknownst to Phil…..Frank Gray, Margaret’s husband talks with Phil about the news and, as usual, gets his genders confused…….

Posted in Classic Shows, Jeff Dowder, Phil Media

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Hour One:Brad Rifkin’s Hollywood Party Experience company sent a Natalie Holloway impersonator to a little girls bats mitzvah.Hour Two:Tom calls Phil to say he is upset Phil played a lousy sounding high school band in one of his bits since he is pretty sure he heard his daughters “crappy horn playing”….Phil announces tomorrow (today) is the day for his blog debut….Phil talks about phallic symbols in the average kitchen 10,000 years ago….Chevrons Classics presents the same bad sounding high school band only this time with cheering sound effects and some dumb host named Jim Dungfree….David G. Hall calls to tell Phil not to get his hopes up about a one man show since everyone is focusing on Dr. Laura’s upcoming one-woman…..Phil talks about how Sean Hannity “would be nothing without Wall-Eyes…I mean, Alan Colmes…”…Herb Sewell, bass fishing near Bishop, calls to tell everyone about his hosting the web cast….Hour Three:Dean Wheeler, running for office in the San Francisco Bay area tells Phil his “Kick-Off-The-Campaign” barbecue needs some blacks folks in attendance to show “those rumors about me not liking black people” aren’t true……..

Posted in Classic Shows, David G. Hall, Phil Media

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Hour One:Phil announces his new political blog George W Bush Is God dot Com is coming soon…..David Hall wants to know what Phil means by “blog”…Coast to Coast with Art Bell: General Johnson Jameson and Igor try and hijack the Discovery….Art comes back later and asks Phil where the ice machine and the towels are….Hour Two:Bob Green of Frazier Foods demotes a checker when she makes fun of his new “hair system,” calling it a wig instead.Hour Three:Jeff Dowder and Eddie Van Halen do an infomercial for some “Roots of Metal” compilation….Phil updates everyone on a one man show and the fact that Fillmore Middle is a still a possibility….A classic Dave Oliva flashback…..After hearing Phil talk about how expensive first class is, Ted Bell calls from his hot tub to say that no one flies first class anymore, they all charter…..Margaret Grey calls to say that chartering a jet is worth it…that’s what Joan Allen told her….Lloyd Bonafide, a Red Sox fan, calls to congratulate Sox pitcher Matt Clements who took a fastball off the head that caromed into left field for a base hit. When Phil suggests that that was pure luck, Lloyd assures Phil that “when you die, the devil will have the gate wide open for you…..”

Posted in Classic Shows, Jeff Dowder, Phil Media

Monday, July 25, 2005

Hour 1Jay Santos is on to talk about Operation Home Alert. He urges Americans to attack people who look like terrorists at the Metrolink station. In the Listener Flashback General Jameson goes head on into a hurricane.Hour 2Doug Danger joins Phil on the show to discuss the Emmy Nominations. Doug wants it to say “Gay” after the Desperate Housewives writers names in the credits.Hour 3Margaret Gray begins the hour by singing Anti-folk songs. She decides to sing Bob Dylan’s “Blowing in the Wind.” Bud comes on and tells Phil how he tried out for Billy Biuett on “One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.” He says Billy stutters. Jeff Dowder who is a lifeguard says if he sees someone standing there unnatural (like with hands on their side) then their tinkling. Phil closes the show by discussing his gas grill problems.

Posted in Classic Shows, Jay Santos, Phil Media

Friday, July 22, 2005

Hour 1:Dodger baseball with Rick Monday. Rick tells us Dodger Stadium is easy access for Al Queda. Judy Horacks calls in on her 6th Birthday to tell us what gifts she got. Margaret Gray disagrees with Phil on the terrorist attacks, Phil shocks and awes her.Hour 2:Phil explains the bullcrap with Frodo the Puppet: What do terrorists want? Professor Husband Gintler joins us with his cultural report: “Man on the Move.” Bud gives Phil a cigar that explodes. Hal & Viola join the program, Hal stalls right from the beginning then blows up. Caller is offended by something he heard Bob Greene say on the program last night.Hour 3:Steve Bosell thinks his family is harassing him because of his views on the war in Iraq.

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media, Steve Bosell

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Hour One:Bob Bakian reports that there have been no fatalities due to the heat in Arizona…Phil points out 18 people have died, mostly elderly…Bob says. “Oh, I didn’t know you were counting them..”….Herb Sewell on why it wouldn’t be convenient for Walter Bellhaven to win his freedom from the psychiatric prison…Phil talks about his upcoming blog….In another episode of Laurel and Hardy, Ollie sees Stan reading the Koran….Phil talks about his kids driving…Hour Two:Larry Grover tells Phil and his audience that, although slavery was a terrible thing, the “purchasing agents” that sent the slaves to America actually brought African people to a better place……Hour Three:Bob Green of Frazer Foods is disappointed that he couldn’t get any media coverage for his assistance to the homeless and elderly during the recent heat wave…..

Posted in Classic Shows, Larry Grover, Phil Media

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Hour One:Harvey Weirman talks about the great acting families, including the “Lewis Family, Jerry, Geoff and Daniel Day-Lewis.” RC calls and says Harvey is an idiot and Harvey gets off the phone and drives to RC’s house with a broom handle…..A classic flashback featuring a bit we did about James Doohan 5 years ago….Phil reads an e-mail from a guy who is going to write the FCC and bitch about something we did….Bob Hope comes on an congratulates Bush for nominating a white guy to the Supreme Court. Bob calls it “refreshing….”…Hour Two:Austin Amarca talks about “Camp Troubled Eagle” where he trains children in how to recognize perverts and predators…..Hour Three:Margaret Grey, in order to cover for Phil who she claims has “the squirts” comes on and sings “Midnight Train to Georgia.”….Margaret then reports that Colin Farrell wants a video of him having sex with some ditz kept out of circulation because “as anyone knows who’s been to any parties with him over the last five years, he has a little tiny…..” and then her voice trails off….Phil talks about the 23rd Old Boot in Ireland…..Phil raps about Pat O-Brian and his coke-fueled bullcrap including a skit where Pat’s agent tells him “you’re going out to that dry-out place in Malibu where’ll they’ll strip you down, throw you in a cage, hose you off and feed you chopped meat in a bowl for weeks while you sweat it out…”…The Cowboy Jim Show has Jim distracted by one of the mothers in the audience while he is teaching kids how to treat snakebite….Phil announces his new blog, GeorgeBushIsGod.com……

Posted in Classic Shows, Cowboy Jim, Phil Media

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Hour One:Commercial airline pilot Art Griego believes the FAA and the airlines are unfairly trying to run a lot of good pilots out of the business, simply because they may be suffering from Parkinson’s, schizophrenia or loss of bladder controlHour Two:Jamaican Radio with Patricia Lumumba and Wally Weathercocks reporting on the weather….Phil talks about the bail bonds ads on Power 106….Blind High Diving……Phil talks about his original inspirations, the televangelists…….Phil raps about the new UFO religion….Hour Three:Mavis Leonard is an old woman who was “phone-scammed” by some guys who said she could buy “a time share on an island owned by Johnny Depp.” Mavis is now reduced to “eating cat food” and she proceeds to open about 900 cans of Sheba to “protest Johnny Depp.”

Posted in Art Griego, Classic Shows, Phil Media

Monday, July 18, 2005

Hour 1:Bobbie’s husband Steve pulled her top off in the Jacuzzi because he’s proud of her being the home owner association president.Hour 2:Ted Bell wants to know, what’s the big deal with photographing Cameron Diaz topless? Jeff Dowder talks about In-N-Out burger. Bud says there’s no Mexicans working there, R.C.Collins says there’s not a lot of Beaner wagons. Steve Nutsio from the San Diego Jungle Zoo has a new animal at the zoo called a mouse.Hour 3:Frank Gray gets his genders mixed up while talking to Phil about left and right wing politics. Harvey Wireman asks, do you need a sign on table saying “Don’t have sex with a horse?” Margaret says the rights of women are being tramped by George Bush.

Posted in Classic Shows, Jeff Dowder, Phil Media

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