Month: March 2010

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In my opinion there is nothing wrong with being a Satanist, or devil worshipper or wiccan or witch or what-have-you so long as you aren’t carving someone’s cat or drinking my blood or anything else that  violates a good and reasonable law. A heads up though. If you describe yourself on your Facebook profile as a “born Satanist” and then go on to say that you are a  “professional web designer for various business and personal sites”  as far as I’m concerned you’ve blown the image. If you are committed to the “black arts” and then go out into the world and break bread with housewives and plumbers in order to get their web site business I think the whole thing winds up making you look like 50 yards of dipshit. You’re no longer Drago or Blacula the Satanist. You’ve become the web design guy with the pierced lip, black fingernails, and purple mascara. You’re the weird fucker who does a pretty good job….most of the time….and that’s it. Idea: If you are The Black Saint or some other persona on Facebook…don’t let anyone know what you do for a living because I don’t think putting down “web designer” looks any cooler than “milk man” when you’re a slave to Satan.

Hi, I’m into the demon.

…Part One Coming Soon….

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Around 1997-1998 when the Phil Hendrie Show was still local at KFI, Los Angeles Phil and Maria traveled to the OC for a CD signing and personal appearance. We raised over $1,000,000 for My Friends Place in Hollywood… I was glad to do it, really. I was. Man, what I could do with $1,000,000 right now..sweet JC on Mountain Time!

The Citizens Auxiliary Police was founded in 1996 by a Major Elvis Newton in Torrance, California. Newton, himself a shadowy figure with some past military association, is said to have handed down his idea for an aggressive civilian police auxiliary to Jay Santos, a neighbor, while sitting in a darkened living room, chain smoking Pall Malls. Organized loosely arouind the rank and leadership structure of The Federation of Planets, a ficticious entity from televisions ‘Star Trek’ series, the CAP says its mission is to “take a peek over the shoulder of the police.” They view themselves as being “on the front lines of law enforcement” though they take they’re only real authority from the legal concept of “citizens arrest.” They’re “official” uniform is a pith or safari helmet, a blue arm-band, bermuda shorts and wing-tips with knee socks. Among their various ranks are SubCommander, Brigadier Admiral (Jay’s rank which seems to be second in command for the entire CAP) and the leaders rank of Major, held by Elvis Newton who hasn’t been seen in public for many years. The CAP apparently has sister organizations throughout the United States. These include the Gator Brigade (Florida) The Beaver Battalion or Beave Battalion (Oregon) West Texas Range Riders (Texas)  and the New York State Simulated Police (New York) For a listener’s idea of what Jay looks like, please see the caricature accompanying this article.

Roberta Debra Dooley AKA Bobbie Debbi Dooley or Bobbie Debbi Newley Dooley (Her mother’s maiden name: Julia Lillith Newley or Julie Lilly Newley) is a woman living in Western Estates, California with her husband Steve and her sons Seth, Dylan and Justin. Bobbie is the president of the Western Estates Homeowners Association and the Western Estates Parent Teacher Organization. Steve is the owner of a “wildly successful landscaping business” named Dooley Landscaping. The boys attend Western Estates Middle School and Western Estates High School. Bobbie is a woman in her late thirties with the cougar-esque body that includes state of the art, double B breasts. As far as her face goes, see above. She is far more involved in the lives of her neighbors than she probably has any, real legal right to be. She tells them when to have and not have abortions, when to use and not use air-conditioning, when they’re elderly relatives are allowed to visit and who’s children are overweight and thus not allowed out in daylight. Ms. Dooley has admitted to giving out blow-jobs like flyers in the Koo-Ka-Roo parking lot just to “get guys to stop bothering me.” While statistics are sketchy at best it can be reliably assumed Ms. Dooley and her husband (not to mention her sons on a good night) have been respionsible for several deaths.