Snooki of ‘Jersey Shore’ arrested in NJ beach town AP – ‘Jersey Shore’ cast member Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi leaves the Seaside Heights Police Department after arrest. It looks as if it might have been beaten. SEASIDE HEIGHTS, N.J. – “Jersey Shore” cast member Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been arrested in the New Jersey beach town where the MTV show is based and there was hope early this morning that it had been beaten by over-worked, tired police. Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd says Polizzi was arrested at around 3:25 p.m. Friday and charged with disorderly conduct after other beachgoers reported it was bothering them. He did not comment on whether it got a much deserved, jail-house beating even though police have become increasingly free to act against a generation of insipid, over-night success, reality show TV stars. Polizzi was processed at police headquarters and released on a summons. There is additional hope that it will ignore the summons, miss arraignment and get a sure beating then. MTV spokeswoman Emily Yeomans declined comment because MTV doesn’t really give a shit. It’s arrest came one day after the premiere of the show’s second season. Telephone messages left for SallyAnn Salsano, executive producer at “Jersey Shore” production company 495 Productions, and Pam LaLima, co-executive producer, were not immediately returned and won’t be. The show focuses on the escapades of a group of hard-partying, 20-something guineas at a shore house in New Jersey.
“Bad Advice For Keeping Cool Do you not want to keep cool and avoid illness during this hot weather? Then, says Dr. F.E. Harrington, city health commissioner, do all of this: Don’t ever wear clothing that permits free movement. The outside clothing should be black or dark. Underclothing should be of wool or flannel or silk if you prefer. Hardly drink liquids at all so you don’t replace moisture lost through perspiration. Lemonade -veryweak – is to be avoided Eat food thats tough to digest like corns, nuts and cheeses. Four huge meals are better for gaining heat stroke than three small ones. Throw any fresh fruits you see in the garbage. Go around half naked and get sunstroke.” How far we’ve come since then! “Dr.Harrington’s staffers demonstrate what not to do during a heat wave. These ladies eventually took all their clothing off and went outside.”
Phil is called tonight by a listener who claims his twin brother has been arrested in Tennessee for murder. Mr. Don Parsley says that he doesn’t take charity because his family has never taken charity going back many generations….BUT….if people wanted to call in and donate money for his brother’s defense they should donate generously as Don wants someone like “Johnny Cochrane for my brother even though I know Johnny Cochrane is dead.” Don claims his brother is innocent because his brother produced two tickets for a Nashville Predators hockey game he claims he was at the night of the murder. Problem is the tickets have a date on them that’s one week after the date of the murder….and there wasn’t a hockey game that night. Don wonders if his brother hallucinated being at a hockey game. He also says because he and his brother are twins they can read each others minds. And if they aren’t together, they can read other peoples minds.
Tonight, Steve Bosell’s twin brother is arrested for murder and Don parsley is humiliated by cops finding his kid in a hot..really hot…car…
Its a two hour Jay Santos extravaganza as Jay and the sub-commanders head to Arizona to protect illegal immigrants from angry white women, upset that Arizona’s SB 1070 has been blocked by a federal court….