Month: July 2010

Our first hour saw Clara Bingham, a high school teacher at Joyful Union Congregation High, talking with Phil about the “Life Closure” classes she’s teaching high scool juniors and seniors. Basically she’s telling some of the kids that they can commit suicide if there’s nothing else going on after graduation. Some kids go onto college and get degrees, some kids go to college and figure out what they want to do, some kids go into busines and some kids will be “flipping a square” which means they’ll be flipping burgers at Wendy’s or they’ll be carrying people’s “slop buckets.” Those kids need the “SBO”, the Slop Bucket Option, which is suicide. Larry Grover joined Phil mid-way through the second hour to talk about his “Fair Play For BP Committee.” Larry applauds BP replacing the very English CEO, Tony Hayward, with American Bob Dudley since having to listen to Hayward’s English accent during the oil leak crisis conjured images of a “redcoat taking off his wig and having his way with your brother.” When Larry finds out that Dudley is Southern that creates another problem. Hearing a Southern accent may conjur images of “being a Union soldier shot dead by a guy in bare feet.” Larry says that the only accent acceptable would be “a flat Illinois accent.”

….all the way to 1am

A good showing for an anti-gay rally on a Monday morning in Indiannappolis

Straight people from every walk of life rallied in Indianapolis (spelling ‘Indianapolis’ by the way is easy. Just think of an ‘Indian’ and an apple but spell apple “apol” and then sound out the ‘is” in your head and, presto! Indianaapolis!) today to protest the gay onslaught against straight marriage. I like the term “straight marriage” because for me it embodies what marriage is all about. Straight, no frills, no fuss, no muss, man, woman, love, bedroom and so forth. My religious faith also helps me see the sex act between a man and woman as clean, crisp and aired-out. The sex act is the most sacred thing we’ve got. Without it we’re lost, lost in a wilderness of gayness that we’ll never find our ways out of. Today in Indianindapolis we saw straights come out and proclaim “We are mad as hell and we’re not going to take it….in an unnatural way….anymore!” That has been my calling card as a conservative conservative. That’s right. You’re not seeing double. I call myself a conservative conservative because I am at the conservative end of conservatives. And you may ask doesn’t that make me a Nazi. And I reply let’s not get too heavy and impressed with ourselves because we read a book.

It’s back! Right hand side, scroll down. Still needs a bit of tweaking but everything is automatically entered so you’ll get blog and comment results as well as show logs….

….so long as my rights continue to be violated by linking this material in any way, i.e. feedburner or podcast directory or making it available to be linked and my image is used and the name “Phil Hendrie Show” is used then there are still serious legal issues unresolved because obviously people are not reading the law and, more disturbing, have no interest in my wishes regarding my work. Those people also need to stop making claims about so-called “business” they think I might do with them. Honest to God, this is not rocket science but there is a belief, a dangerous one, among some people that the law really isn’t the law when it comes to the bitchin’ ass internet……Remember Ramirez in ‘Platoon’: “Don’t do it Barnes, don’t do it. Ten years for killing an enlisted man. You’ll be climbing the fucking walls. Don’t do it.”

…Yes a special uncensored videocast with Phil at 2:15amPDT…including your e-mail and comments from the Phil Pheed…….

 Paul St.George
Subject: Urine
Message: Phil,

On one of the shows that you did near the end of your sojourn on A.M. radio (I think it was Premiere Radio), you did a skit where one of your male characters went out to check on his kid and friends who were camping in the backyard. He was only wearing a long T-shirt, and as he stepped over one of the kids he accidentally dribbled urine in the kid’s eye. The whole skit was hilarious. (I beleive it was around the time you were shooting Teachers.)
Paul

 Jeff
Subject: Tom Joyner
Message: Hello Phil,

You did a bit about the Tom Joyner Morning Show and I simply can’t find it on your site. Can ya help a brother out?

Thanks!!

David A.
Subject: question regarding an old bit
Message: Phil,
I’m trying to locate an old bit of yours, and I think it had to have been around 1998 or 1999. It was the first time that I actually “got” your show, so I’d love to hear it again.

In this bit – a guy (perhaps Bosell, but there was no law suit involved) was upset because he was arrested at the grocery store. He claimed that he was just “testing the merchandise” and argued that everyone tries a grape or two from the produce section. It turns out that he not only ate some grapes, but he also took a slug from a gallon of milk, gargled with it, and spit it back into the bottle. He also took some toothbrushes “for a test run”.

Any guesses on the character and when it might have aired?

Help appreciated.

David A.

I thought this was cute and I wanted to share it.

Isn’t that cute? I thought it was…

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