Month: July 2010

March 2004 is now available for download! We are working on editing/converting the January 2002 DAT’s and hope to have those online sometime tomorrow or Thursday. Cheers

We had Colleen Cristin Brewster on the show for the first time in some ten years. She’s older and dumber in this episode where her Party Circle Cruise will take overweight tweens and teens on a one week cruise between San Pedro and Catalina Island. The purpose? To teach the kids how to “Lose The Weight!”, meaning puke overboard but David G. Hall comes on the show to tell Phil he isn’t to use the word “puke.” Nor is he allowed to use “vomit”, “barf” or “throwing up.” Turns out Colleen is paying David to be interviewed by Phil to see what kind of business his show can drum up. When she asks Phil why she isn’t getting any calls he tells her it’s because no one knows what it is she’s talking about. She says to David “this won’t do” and hangs up. Later Pastor William Rennick comments on Glenn Beck claiming to an audience this past weekend that he’s going blind. Pastor Rennick says that he lost faith in God when Glenn Beck arrived on the scene but now has a renewed faith in God since hearing Beck is going blind. When a woman with sight in only one eye calls in to criticize Rennick, the pastor tells her “Here’s what I think of your one good eyeball” and belches into the phone. Dick.

I’m glad I’m getting the house painted. Who knew it meant having a new roof put on?…… I’m glad I work in that part of the radio business where you have to know how to do something…..Outsourcing US Intelligence work? To who? The Chinee’?….

 El Pacifico

EMT Jason Green, seen here outside court in January, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan nightclub early Sunday, police and FDNY officials said. I can’t believe it!

El Pacifico

Eutisha Revee’ Rennix allegedly died at her job at Au Bon Pain in Brooklyn after two EMT’s allegedly ignored pleas to help her. What the hell on earth?

I heard about an FDNY emergency medical technician that got accused of ignoring a dying pregnant woman while he was eating a sandwich or some bull like that….well he was shot and killed outside a Manhattan nightclub early Sunday, according to the police and the FDNY, as sure as God made the green apple

His name was Jason Green, he was 32 , he was suspended by the FDNY for 30 days for abandoning Au Bon Pain (I don’t know what that is but I guess it’s a place where this lady worked) worker Eutisha Rennix in December and…drum roll…he was shot in the face outside of Greenhouse club in Soho, New York damn city this very morning. He was off duty at the time but I guess he was when he let that lady die too so whats good for your goose is good for a gander.

So I said to my wife that I didn’t believe that at all. And then, because many of you know I write comedy in my spare time, I said to my wife, “Okay so that means if I don’t help a fat woman with her groceries I get shot as sure as God made a green apple?” And then I paused for the laughter and she doesn’t laugh. And so I tell myself, don’t get discouraged, try another one but I’m thinking oh my God what a C-word for not admitting that was funny. So then I say “Well, I don’t mean to be disrespectful but I’d like to live past lunch even if I forget to tip my cap to a woman thats lactating,.” And I wait like the book tells you too..beat, beat, beat…and she doesn’t laugh. And then my daughter comes in and is brushing her hair and says “Daddy, a woman died. You don’t make jokes about that.” I was stunned more than anything else. I’d have to say, if you were to press me, I’d say I was stunned. The only think I could think to do was mumble my apologies, get up and go to the bedroom where I just threw myself on the bed and buried my face in a pillow. But then I turned slightly and saw my wife go by the door to take my daughter to school so I yell “I’d like to bury my face in something else!” And my wife yells at me about the girl and how inappropriate I am and that the girl shouldn’t hear that. Oh my God. I can’t win for losing. So I’ve put a call into Dee. She gets to the office about…oh, its only 4 a.m. here in California. And Blasingame is gonna think I’m up late looking at porn. Great. Now I’m F’ed. I’ll hold off. Calling her, I mean. Not hold off the other thing. And my daughter has to go to school at 4 am why? Must be a swim deal.