Month: September 2010

Bobbie Dooley went to bat for her son Seth tonight. The President of the Western Estates Parent-Teacher Organization said her 19 year old son was not forcing himself on a 17 year old girl in a parked car one night. That’s just what she told her dad so he could sue the Dooley’s because “he doesn’ look like he’s got much going on.” Besides, says Bobbie, “the girl’s 17 going on 31 and walks bow-legged so do the math.” Later Dave Oliva, a criminal justice student at LA Canyon College came on to defend the Orlando police officer accused of hip-checking and seriously injuring a World War 2 vet. Dave did battle with callers who believe the police used excessive force but as far as Dave was concerned “all the people that called tonight were either jailbirds or LAPD wash-outs. If a guy parks his car on a sidewalk it’s pretty much guaranteed he needs a beating.”

Vernon Dozier in “Pile It High And Deep” from February, 2006

…Big Thunder Railroad at Disneyland yesterday* *Bullshit

Tonight’s show featured an appearance by Jay Santos of the Citizens Axilliary Police to provide information to the public on dealing with resisting suspects. Jay’s main point is all bets are off if a suspect puts their hands on the officer…or “ociffer” in Jay-speak. If the suspect puts their hands on the cop, whether the suspect is a 10 year old girl or an 80 year old man procedure calls for collaring the individual around the head or shoulders and running them, head first, into any stationary cement or asphalt object. Next, the story of a man video-taping a child molester’s confession and putting it on YouTube, inspires Phil to bring on Norther California Holistic Center Director Dean Wheeler who was secretly taped by his wife Belinda slapping her when she lost some money and papers for the center. Dean feels the real crime was not him slapping his wife but her secretly recording him doing it. He also slapped her when she added “too much gluten to a walnut loaf she was making. I have Celiac disease which causes my stool to be oily,” says Dean. But Deans says he’s evolved. He used to hit her with a balled up fist and now uses his open hand. Soon, he’ll evolve to the point where he’ll remove his rings.

*In honor of the second season of GLEE, which we know many of you gay’s like…..I mean….many of you folks like… we added extra letter e’s to the header, if you’ll pardon the expression “header.”

…is the most comprehensive and balled up load ever heard on national radio….but it’s funny. The News Hour!

Bob Surrah. a retired man in Washington DC, joins our program to talk about being at the Obama town hall meeting and how his feelings and the feelings of others who voted for Obama get hurt when people criticize him. In fact, says Bob, he was personally so hurt by the slamming of Obama he developed a twitch and lost control of his bowels. In the second hour, Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist, talked about Christine O’Donell, the Tea Party candidate for US Senate from Delaware, and her statements about being into Wicca and not lying, even to protect Jews from Hitler! Margaret thinks she’s a mess. Margaret also wants middle class women to know that even though she has never experienced economic hard times, she stands in solidarity with them and will start eating at Red Lobster.

….we may talk about her!

SUN BOY