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Show Log For Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tonight we opened with Doug Dannger, Orange County Courier reporter and “gay man and gay journalist.” He talked with Phil about the passing of actor James McArthur and the “racism of Hawaii Five-O.” As Doug sees it, because the primary Asian group in Hawaii is (or was) Japanese there should have been Japanese actors and Japanese characters on the show, not Chinese as was the case with Kam Fong playing Chin-Ho. The same is true of the current Hawaii Five-O with Koreans playing Polynesians. Doug said the whole audience is complicit in this racism. “This is the same as the entire cast of the Cosbys being replaced with coal-black Cubans and nobody saying anything!” Doug said the reason why people weren’t calling right away is because he smoked TV viewers racism out and they were hiding.

Father James McQuarters of Belmar Academy joined Phil to get it said about the Maura Kelly column on “gross fat people kissing” on TV and the reaction it created on the set of TV’s Mike and Molly and across the country. “Of course it makes us sick to look at fat people kissing….but you don’t come out and say it!” Father McQuarters said they hang a sheet in the school gym behind which fat kids can go and dance and hug and do it away from the view of other people. He even works fat kids out by having them do deep knee bends “holding a crucifix, hewn from heavy wood, across their shoulders. It reminds them of what I go through trying to get the fat off their asses. Frankly it also reminds me of what I go through.”

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From SF Examiner.Com’s Ed Walsh: Brett Favre, Jenn Sterger scandal fodder for Letterman, Leno, Hendrie

Brett Favre, Jenn  Sterger nude pics scandal fodder for David Letterman, Jay Leno, Phil Hendrie  (photos link) 

Comics are not cutting Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre any slack over the scandal involving him allegedly sending photos of his penis to Jets employee Jenn Sterger.  This week, David Letterman, Jay Leno and Phil Hendrie have all weighed in on the scandal. 
 
Click here for a previous article on the scandal that includes the incriminating cell phone photo that allegedly shows Brett Favre naked from the waist down.   But be cautioned, it is not suitable viewing for work.  The photo was incorporated into a video from the Web site DeadSpin.com.   The site paid for the photos. 
 
The scandal made David Letterman’s top ten list.  Here is the list: 
 
10. Part of my audition for ‘Jackass 3D’
9. Uhhh, I was dehydrated
8. An Autograph seemed so impersonal
7. Too many concussions
6. Meant to send it to Commissioner Goodell
5. No habla ingles
4. Offensive line let me down
3. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kucinich
2. If I can’t text inappropriate photos then the terrorists have won
1. Thought the cell phone was gum.
 
Jay Leno quipped  “Evidently Brett Favre sent pictures of his genitals to a female reporter, but you cannot convict a man on circumcision evidence.”
 
National radio talk show host Phil Hendrie took on the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger scandal for an hour on Friday night and again for an hour on Monday night. 
 
On Monday, Hendrie’s  regular pseudo guest Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County, insisted to incredulous callers that it is a regular occurrence for men to send photos of their penis to women. 
 
“There isn’t a man listening right now who hasn’t done this,”  Grover insisted. 
 
He explained that it is a normal part of the process of getting to know a women.  
 
“If you expect to get any further down the road, you had better send a picture of it,” said Grover. 
 
Grover called it “humorous interplay” and insisted that when a woman gives a man her cell phone number she should expect to be sent a photo of the man’s penis. 
 
Grover asked a woman caller, “How many penises have you seen on your cell phone?”  
 
The caller said she had seen one from a former boyfriend but insisted that that was part of the reason she was no longer seeing him. 
 
As previously reported, on Friday, one of Hendrie’s other regular “guests,” Pastor William Rennick of the Joyful Union Congregation in Bellflower , California, insisted that the media wasn’t being fair by being so harsh on Tiger Woods while giving Brett Favre a break.   
 
Pastor Rennick told a caller, “He sent a picture of a white penis, that’s OK but if he sent a picture of a black penis, then Katy bar the door.” 
 
Jay Leno can be seen locally in the San Francisco Bay Area on KNTV weekdays at 11:35 pm.  David Letterman can be seen at the same time on KPIX.  Phil Hendrie’s show is broadcast on KNEW 910 AM 10 p.m. – 1 a.m. weekdays.



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From SF Examiner.Com’s Ed Walsh: Brett Favre, Jenn Sterger scandal fodder for Letterman, Leno, Hendrie

Brett Favre, Jenn  Sterger nude pics scandal fodder for David Letterman, Jay Leno, Phil Hendrie  (photos link) 

Comics are not cutting Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre any slack over the scandal involving him allegedly sending photos of his penis to Jets employee Jenn Sterger.  This week, David Letterman, Jay Leno and Phil Hendrie have all weighed in on the scandal. 
 
Click here for a previous article on the scandal that includes the incriminating cell phone photo that allegedly shows Brett Favre naked from the waist down.   But be cautioned, it is not suitable viewing for work.  The photo was incorporated into a video from the Web site DeadSpin.com.   The site paid for the photos. 
 
The scandal made David Letterman’s top ten list.  Here is the list:  The video is on the left.
 
10. Part of my audition for ‘Jackass 3D’
9. Uhhh, I was dehydrated
8. An Autograph seemed so impersonal
7. Too many concussions
6. Meant to send it to Commissioner Goodell
5. No habla ingles
4. Offensive line let me down
3. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kucinich
2. If I can’t text inappropriate photos then the terrorists have won
1. Thought the cell phone was gum.
 
Jay Leno quipped  “Evidently Brett Favre sent pictures of his genitals to a female reporter, but you cannot convict a man on circumcision evidence.”
 
National radio talk show host Phil Hendrie took on the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger scandal for an hour on Friday night and again for an hour on Monday night. 
 
On Monday, Hendrie’s  regular pseudo guest Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County, insisted to incredulous callers that it is a regular occurrence for men to send photos of their penis to women. 
 
“There isn’t a man listening right now who hasn’t done this,”  Grover insisted. 
 
He explained that it is a normal part of the process of getting to know a women.  
 
“If you expect to get any further down the road, you had better send a picture of it,” said Grover. 
 
Grover called it “humorous interplay” and insisted that when a woman gives a man her cell phone number she should expect to be sent a photo of the man’s penis. 
 
Grover asked a woman caller, “How many penises have you seen on your cell phone?”  
 
The caller said she had seen one from a former boyfriend but insisted that that was part of the reason she was no longer seeing him. 
 
As previously reported, on Friday, one of Hendrie’s other regular “guests,” Pastor William Rennick of the Joyful Union Congregation in Bellflower , California, insisted that the media wasn’t being fair by being so harsh on Tiger Woods while giving Brett Favre a break.   
 
Pastor Rennick told a caller, “He sent a picture of a white penis, that’s OK but if he sent a picture of a black penis, then Katy bar the door.” 
 
Jay Leno can be seen locally in the San Francisco Bay Area on KNTV weekdays at 11:35 pm.  David Letterman can be seen at the same time on KPIX.  Phil Hendrie’s show is broadcast on KNEW 910 AM 10 p.m. – 1 a.m. weekdays.



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Show Log For Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tonight Larry Grover, running for state assembly in California, talked with Phil about his opponent in the campaign, warner Nolan. Grover freely admitted he “couldn’t make the words come out of his motuh right” when it came to the issues, not even knowing what a “bond issue was” or an “assessment.” But he felt he could focus attention on Mr. Nolans personal proclivities. The fact that he watched Glee with his kids, listned to Justin Bieber music and enjoyed “The Suite Life of Zach and Cody” made Mr. Nolan a possible pedophile. Not to mention him enjoying the Rocky Horror Picture show with it’s “men in women’s underwear.”

                           Mr. McCelroy terrorized

17 year old high school student Justin McCelroy came on the program claiming he’s known he is gay since kindergarten and that the bullying has gotten out of hand. Mr. McCelroy wants permission to home school himself and even give himself tests ‘rather than go back to that school and be terrorized.” The fact he was seen making out with a young lady in the back row at “The Social Network” and that his best friends are the guys he said were bullying him certainly didn’t add up to his being gay. But hey, why would he lie about that other than to take the rest of the school year off, giving himself an occasional test.