Month: October 2010

“The Greenskeeper” …..A Classic Phil Podcast Now Available For Download!

Greenskeeper: “What nationality are you?!” Dean: “I’m Greek.” Greenskeeper: “You’re Greek. Yeah, you’re Greek alright!”

In our first hour, Margaret Grey and Phil discussed an news item about a four year old boy who unwittingly shot his mother with a 12 gauge firing birdshot. The woman was okay but Margaret said the incident may not have been all that innocent. With millions of years of DNA and hormonal change working inside of them, a women’s sons are  potential animals. Margaret never goes anywhere with Jason Jay Delmonico unless she’s carrying mace or pepper spray and she damn sure never dresses provocatively!

                             Our boys are not far from this

Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center joined the program to talk about a federal court of appeals striking down an Arizona law requiring proof of citizenship from people before they can vote. Bravo, says Dean. Illegal immigrants are needed to vote since the legal American citizen is turning the country to warm crap with his vote. Yes, Dean says, he voted for Obama. But he made a mistake. He needs illegals to vote to balance out the lousy vote he’s sure to cast next time as well.

…maybe the only two guys in America who know their jobs and do them well….Phil’s on the video feed at 9pm PDT..HURRY!!!!!

 

….and the El Pacifico is wind-whipped with some crazy surf. I’ll get pictures and transmit……

The September 2003 archives have been converted, uploaded, and are now available for direct download! Cheers!

 

Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods talked with Phil about his strong belief in family during these trying times. That’s why any woman with a stroller containing more than one kid is not allowed in the store until she ties the kids up to a “colorful hitching post” outside. Mr. Green believes that a woman with lots of kids in a stroller is looking to lure a man in with her helpless and overburdened “act.” It happened to him with a girl named Ashley. “I’d rather leave a kid of 6 months home a lone for an hour than risk a half a million in cash because that’s what she cost me.”

We welcomed Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates Homeowners Association on the program to talk about Facebok. Ms. Dooley’s sons Seth and Dylan and her husband Steve appeared in a photo on Seth’s Facebook page. In it Seth and Dylan were laughing at a girl seemingly tied up nude on a bed and Steve was grinning at the camera with a beer. “It was a satire for ‘Be Funny Or Die,'” said Bobbie. “The girl was supposed to be Rosilyn Carter.” Bobbie says she isn’t the kind of woman that would approve that kind of thing. “I’m well dressed, I have a large home, I own an Escalade, I’m a great interior decorator. Do I look like the type that thinks its funny to see her husband on Facebook in a jockstrap?”