Tonight David G. Hall guested and railed against a man who won a million dollars in a McDonald’s contest. “I have way more dignity than that. If anyone offered me a million dollars I’d hock on the check, fold it in half and stick in the guys shirt pocket. I’m not here to give McDonalds their jollies, winning a contest and having my picture taken with a guy in an orange wig.”

Jay Santos joined us second hour. Jay feels that people uinloading Christmas presents from their cars and taking them to their homes pose a risk. What’s in the packages? Are they really presents….or do they contain the makings for an at-home bomb factory. Jay and his CAP sub-commanders try a variety of things to get people to drop their packages. Tossing a rubber black widow spider onto the package is one way. They also use those fake rubber vomit puddles to try and gross people out.

In our third and final hour we replay “A Phil Hendrie Christmas Carol” from 2009 starring Bud Dickman as Ebeneezer Dickman

Davve Oliva.–Nephew Fred..
Bud Dickman–Ebeneezer Dickman
Phil Hendrie–Bob Cratchit
Mrgaret Grey–Mrs. Cratchit
RC Collins–Tiny Tim
Robert Leonard–Jacob Marley
Herb Sewell-Man collecting for the poor
Rudy Canosa-Man collecting for the poor
Bobbie Dooley-Ghost Of Christmas Past
Gerald Fischer–Fezziwig
Margaret Grey-=-Little Cindy
Ted Bell–Ted Bell, the Ghost of Christmas Present
Pastor Rennick–Man on the street
Prof Clayton–Man on the street
Vernon Dozier–The Ghost of Christmas Future
Justin McElroy–Kid in the street
Bobbie Dooley–UCLA Medical Center operator

Including “Piss Your Pants On A Sega Game” and. “Cobra’s Out Of The Cage”

Borrowed your picture Elyse

…….and are now available for direct download! Cheers,

-Alex

In our first hour we had on the inimitable Jeff Dowder who talked about how he and other educators and business travelers” were going to campaign to eliminate all forms of security at airports because they “deprive us of our Constitution.” The time has come, Mr. Dowder said, to open ourselves up to terrorist attack for the potential evidence it might yeild and not to continue to violate our personal freedoms. After all, said Jeff, it’s about “Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death,” something he said he came up with.

Herb Sewell was our guest in the following hour. The “pass-out” or “hangman” game being played by young, adolescent boys in which the individual, using a variety of methods, tries to constrict blood flow to the brain briefly thus producing a “high” or altered state of consciousness. Herb was incarcerated at a hospital for the criminally insane following his conviction for child molestation so this sick ass proceeded to explain to Phil and his listeners that adults might as well tell kids how to do it “properly” because they’ll do it anyway. In fact Herb learned how to do it himself and believes that it can transport him to the “Cavity of Creation.”

“How Do You Spell That?” woth Jay Santos and “A Hundred Grand For A Quick Tickle” with Father James McQuarters

Because I just sat on a nail gun if it’s anybody’s business..