Month: January 2011

 

Tonight Bob Green from Frazier Foods informed Phil and his audience that after first telling his employees they could take Martin Luther King Day off he realized we now have a black president and a big part of why we celebrate Kings birthday has been realized. Therefore, he sent eveyone an e-mail telling them to report to work Monday as originally scheduled. Anyone showing up after twelve noon was fired. Bob said that if these employees, most of whom were women, weren’t playing Sims or on Twitter they would have seen the e-mail he sent and arrived on time.The next hour we had Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center saying that now is the best time to talk gun control since the country has had its eyes opened with the Arizona tragedy. Dean said his airtight argument in favor of gun control is the fact that the gunmen in Tucson was taken down not by another gunman…but by a little old lady with a purse.

…complain about them, their show, their website etc and do it while paying them a subscription fee”

Phil Hendrie January, 2011

…as distasteful as that will be…

It was Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills telling Phil about firing two food servers who didn’t want to have to watch “Jersey Shore” in order for them to be “conversant about the hippest shows with customers.” The two women were Italian-American and found the show offensive but Ted says he likes to “relax looking at these duimb (whispered) greaseballs especially since two guys tried to ‘put the arm’ on my father a few years ago.” Clearly Ted’s talking about organized crime but he presses on. “Plus, that show has made it okay to say things like (whispered) guinea.”

Vernon Dozier appeared on the show tonight to tell Boomers they should live “every ounce of their lives” before they even think about leaving a will or an estate plan. Vernon believes that relatives and others after a certain point go from loving you to rubbing their hands together waiting for you to check out. Vernon wants the most out of life and then he’ll make out his will. He talked about wanting to go out “sailing down the back stretch of the Daytona 500, getting air and flying off the track becoming a fireball just out of sight. If I have done my will before that, great. If not every penny goes to the state and I dont care. I’ll be a flaming ball of energy, basically the Sun.”

Last chance to watch last Saturday’s KFI Videocast before it heads to a deeper vault in the archives. Better BSP up, son.

“If you give me any shit, any shit at all, then there’s going to be more cops, more guns., more handcuffs, more marijuana-sniffing dogs than you’ve ever seen in your wildest hallucinations.”

Clint Eastwood-“The Gauntlet”

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