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Show Log For Friday, February 4, 2011

Tonight, Art Griego, a videographer, reveals he has video recorded thousands of child births secretly in hospitals around southern California so there is a record of them. He holds them in an archive at his house. He approaches the parents and offers to sell the tape to them but if there are no takers he lets them know he’s going home to watch the tapes over and over and over again…in the hopes that the husband will get pissed off and make a purchase.

               You idiot. Where’s the camera?!

Next up was Dr. Ron Tarner who has scheduled a science fair for Super Bowl Sunday and he doesn’t care if students and parents miss the game. You see Dr. Tarner once had a promising football career in college but he played behind the great Ed McCaffrey at Stanford, a “white guy who was a wide reciever. Pretty rare.” McCaffrey got drafted, Dr. Tarner didn’t and Dr. Tarner has hated football ever since. “To put it simply, if the choice was between mating two hamsters or letting the NFL exist, I’d send the NFL–players, coaches, owners–into The Furnace

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The Phil Hendrie Show In The San Francisco Examiner

 

Anderson Cooper and CNN crew attacked in Egypt, spawning jokes on TV, radio
Ed Walsh, SF Headlines Examiner
Posted:02/03/2011 11:42 PM
Anderson Cooper attacked in Egypt, spawning jokes on TV, Radio

Radio talk show host Phil Hendrie spent an hour Thursday night hilariously poking fun at CNN’s Anderson Cooper.

Hendrie’s pseudo-guest Don Berman, of California TV station Channel 19, talked to Hendrie about being in Cairo, Egypt, and being disturbed about Cooper stealing the limelight after the CNN anchor was attacked a mob of protesters. (Click here to view that CNN tape.) Berman said he was traumatized himself by having to eat oriental pastries and Turkish coffee at the Intercontinental Hotel in Cairo. (The Phil Hendrie Show airs locally here in the San Francisco Bay Area on KNEW 910 AM 10 p.m.- 1 a.m.)

Berman also noted that he had to wear an unlaundered suit while in Cairo.

The Los Angles based newsman told Hendrie, “I wore the same suit for 2 days. It stunk. It stunk when I put it on in LA.”

Anderson Cooper nude in the sauna

Berman several times reminded listeners that Cooper is gay and Gloria Vanderbilt’s daughter. He said he tried to go into the hotel sauna several times but turned around after seeing Cooper there naked, with an unlit cigar in his mouth while talking about his journalistic exploits in front of four nude college-aged men.

Berman said Cooper was “holding forth for all his male interns about all the places he’s been and the people he’s seen.”

“He’s gay and he’s got no towel on,” Berman said. He later explained, “ I didn’t want to go in there with everything hanging out for him to eyeball me.”

The TV comics were also quick to make light of Anderson Cooper being attacked.

Jimmy Kimmel: “Apparently something is going on over in Egypt. Anderson Cooper and his crew got attacked by pro-government forces. He got hit in the head about ten times, and I think he got kicked in the Mini Cooper too.”

Conan O’Brien: “While in Egypt, CNN’s Anderson Cooper was attacked and beaten, which raises two questions. Is it safe to send our media into these places? And how do we get Glenn Beck over there?”

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart said, “Alright, Hosni (Mubarak) now you have gone to far. Hands off Anderson Cooper. There’s not to be a silvery wisp out of place on that man’s head, on that man’s glorious head. There is only one person, only one person who is allowed to assault Anderson Cooper. “

Jon Stewart then showed video of comedienne Kathy Griffin punching Cooper in the stomach during CNN’s New Year’s Eve coverage from Times Square.

“And even she is granted the honor but once a year.” (Watch the Comedy Central video on the left. Stewart talks about Anderson Cooper at 2:45)

Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert told viewers, “But these days it seems like you can’t have an armed street mob without it turning ugly and unfortunately one of the exquisite works of art in the region was damaged namely— Anderson Cooper.

“But folks as bad as it is there, it could get worse because I know because Anderson is still wearing a shirt with a collar Until Anderson puts on the tight black Donna Karan T-shirt, legally the UN does not send in Peacekeepers Click here for that video. Colbert jabs Cooper near the end of the video.



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Show Log For Thursday, February 3, 2011

Tonight Austin Amarca, who does kitchen cabinet work and is a lifelong Republican, told Phil that while he was happy to see Obamacare called unconsititutional by a Florida federal judge he felt it hypocritical to appalud an “activist judge legislating from the bench” when as a conservative he doesn’t like it when they decide something for liberals. He told Phil he was going to come out against this judge and not be a hypocrite. He said he would feel “cheap and dirty” if he didn’t.

       What Don Berman probably looks like

Next up Don Berman, channel 19 newsman, checked in from Cairo, where he had spent the last 48 hours being abused and assaulted by Egyptians and yet no one was reporting on that, only what Anderson Cooper was going through. Don said everytime he saw Cooper, he was sitting in the sauna wearing no towel, holding an unlit cigar and “holding forth for all his male interns about all the places he’s been and the people he’s seen.” Don on the other hand had to put up with no laundry service after four, no on-demand movies, having to eat oriental pastries and drink turkish coffee. “I wore the same suit for 2 days. It stunk. It stunk when I put it on in LA.”

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Show Log For Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

Tonight, Raj Feneen, an Egyptian-born businessman living in the United States, told Phil and his listeners that the unrest in Egypt can be turned toward establishing a western-style democracy. But it’ll take American money and American troops. After all, it was America, “like a hot looking woman walking down the street that you want to get your hands on” that showed the world how good democracy is. Time to help finance all those retractable domes, giant shopping malls and movies that Egypt wants to get going

              Money For A Retractable Roof

Later on Bobbie Dooley, while taking a bath, told Phil she made a unilateral ruling over the heads of the school administration: As the PTO president she rulled that a Sikh student at Western Estates Elementary would be allowed to wear a symbolic dagger because of religious freedom. But she also ruled that a Christian student would not be allowed to pray because “Christians have had it good long enough.” Bobbie was taking the bath by the way because of a migraine that had come on while she was dealing with this stuff at school.