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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Thursday, June 16, 2011

Professor Emory Clayton defended the Vancouver rioters saying the young people of Canada have nothing. “America is a UFC fighter and Canada is a hanging bag in the garage..” In fact, Professor Clayton led a student riot at LA Canyon College when they replaced the Ball Park Franks brand at the football stadium with Hebrew National. “We burned the concession stand down including the cotton candy.”

Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills tried to explain away his slapping of a child at the restuarant. “With all these Anthony Weiner jokes, I had gotten sick of it,” said Ted. “When I thought I heard the kid say ‘cornhole’ I let loose.” The kid actually said “corndog.”

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Another “Great Moments from The Phil Hendrie Show” Moment!

“Are You For Real, The Best Of The Phil Hendrie Show 2005” is one of our best selling cd.’s. And that’s probably because of the title and the woman that repeatedly utters that phrase, Bobbie Dooley.  But what inspired Phil to use that phrase? The the answer is in this scene from “Peggy Sue Got Married.” An exchange between characters played by Kathleen Turner and Lisa Jane Persky

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Wednesday, June 15, 2011

We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs’  “Movers and Shakers” list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed “eye crimp, head dent and sag.”

Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner’s next move should be. Harvey doesn’t think quitting or even arrest is the answer. “What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?” Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars….heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Tonight on the show Lloyd Bonafide told Phil about watching the Republican debate with his grandson. The child is only 5 so he was restless. Lloyd said he held the kids head while he forced open his eyes to watch the debate while occasionally putting drops in them ala “Clockwork Orange.” “I love my grandson dearly but the dirty little brat was going to do what I asked or hell would follow behind!”

Art Griego took time away from his air charter business to do wedding photography.  Art says that the only way to make “the home-run money” in wedding photos is to take pictures of weddings that are so lovely he can sell them to “Modern Bride’ magazine. Unfortunately, says Art, it seems lately that every time he rounds the corner to check the set up for the bride and groom there’s the bride “with the big thick shoulders and neck. I’m known around ‘Modern Bride’ nowadays as Art Griego and his Petting Zoo.”