Month: December 2011

Jets Suck, Giants Play For Playoffs Next Week (Click for more NFL)

Hendrie News Services  EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — The New York Jets on Saturday didn’t come close to resembling any part of the hype manufactured by their big-mouth coach Rex Ryan and got punched around MetLife Stadium by a 91 year old franchise known as the New York Giants. The Jets have had their opportunities over the years to become New Yorks preminent team but have played as if they’d rather not have the honor. Today they seemed to make the point emphatically, in front of their fans at home, with a chance to ruin the Giants season as part of the stakes. As we like to say around here, they blew it. (click for more NFL)

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A member of Proud Atheists of America Carl Bodden joined Phil and his audience tonight to discuss his views. Carl claims to represent a fair number of atheists who are non-confrontational and wish no ill toward believers but feel Christians are “piling on.” Carl asks why Christians need to have Christmas on a Sunday thus loading that day up with God and making it “painful” for atheists to endure. Plus A Phil Hendrie Christmas CarolCarl Bodden asks: “What’s with Christmas always falling on a Sunday?”

The Phil Hendrie Show starts at 10pm PST, PhilTV in HD starts at 9:15pm PSTDave Oliva–Nephew Fred
Bud Dickman–Ebeneezer Dickman
Phil Hendrie–Bob Cratchit
Margaret Grey–Mrs. Cratchit
RC Collins–Tiny Tim
Robert Leonard–Jacob Marley
Herb Sewell–Man collecting for the poor
Rudy Canosa-Man collecting for the poor
Bobbie Dooley-Ghost Of Christmas Past
Gerald Fischer–Fezziwig
Margaret Grey–Little Fannie
Ted Bell–Ted Bell, the Ghost of Christmas Present
Pastor Rennick–Man on the street
Prof Clayton–Man on the street
Vernon Dozier–The Ghost of Christmas Future
Steve Bosell–Theif
Justin McElroy–Kid in the street
Bobbie Dooley–UCLA Medical Center operator

                          Middle School Kids

Steve Bosell of Corona, Ca, the father of April Jr who attends the ulta-liberal C.K. Corona Middle School was interviewed by Phil on his support of Ron Paul and how that caused a confrontation with the middle school’s headmistress, Erica Dorton. Mr. Bosell said the argument was so heated that he called Ms. Dorton a “dried up, barren old maid who’s probably a lesbian.” Don Micksa, engineering professor at the University of Washington and liberal contributor joined the show in the second hour to tell Mr. Bosell the advantages of “going progressive” and “making it up to this Dorton.”

Pagans Dean and Emerelda Wheeler plan quite the event December 25th

Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center and a Druid priest in his “Pagan community” discussed an upcoming pagan event, the simulated sacrifice of an infant on the Capitol Mall Christmas day to get exposure for pagan, heathan and Wiccan religions. “We mean absolutely no offense, Phi, to any Christian but when they see us pretend to dagger-up and gut an infant we hope they think ‘Christ child.” Dean meanwhile was soaking in a tub and telling his wife in the background that if she used the toilet that he’d already backed-up she had to plunge it…

Phil shows the suits how it’s done at the NAB, Las Vegas, 2010

Art Griego, a retired commercial pilot, commented on the rash of small plane crashes lately. Art said that unless a guy is a professional you have to wonder who will survive flying with him. Whenever Art sees what he calls an “air jockey” getting into his private aircraft with family members in tow, he crosses himself “like in the Dracula movies.”

             God…or Santa with his shirt off?

Pastor William Rennick is ready to read people the riot act on Christmas day. The Pastor says parents have been taking their kids off to see Santa Claus “even paying twenty dollars to have their picture taken with them. They’re turning Santa Claus into a golden calf!” Pastor Rennick says that twenty dollars “belongs to me..I mean…it belongs to Jesus! I have a spa to build…I mean Jesus needs to tend to his flock!”

  “Now tell me. What are these things for again?”