Month: May 2012

Tonight, Dave Gintner, a very proud businessman from Orlando is on to defend the Central Florida city after Men’s Health magazine named it the most “porn-obsessed city in America.” Gitner told Phil he survived getting the crabs from a prostitute on Church Street and seeing his own mother carted off to a psychiatric hospital so he could proudly tell everyone that he masterbates frequently which proves he doesn’t wake up every day “jumping into a blue suit and bible-banging like people thing everyone in Orlando does.”Ms. Donnelly none too pleased with Bosell’s frivolous lawsuit

Steve Bosell was Phil’s guest in the second hour claiming that he was sexually harrassed by a massuese because “she had big ones.” Mr. Bosell, due to post-traumatic stress syndrome, was unable to actually say the words “breast” or “boobs” The massuese, a Marylynn Donnelly of Palm Springs, California, told Steve to put his underwear back on when she noticed, under the sheet, he had an erection and that is what Steve claims was her harrassing him. Fucking moron.

…but I actualluy know and sense all of you and all of your struggles and dreams. We’re all the same. We just wanjht to have a few laughs. To that end, I’m giving away some shot glasses tonight. Oh and get a BSP if you haven’t already…