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“Dennis said his wife ‘has an ass like a 90 year old man’ and it causes her deep psychic pain….and him too.” Show Log For Wednesday June 27, 2012

“Dennis said his wife ‘has an ass like a 90 year old man’ and it causes her deep psychic pain….and him too.” Show Log For Wednesday June 27, 2012

“Dennis,” calling from “Bramford, Massachusetts” opened up a can of worms tonight when he said he was a conservative in favor of Obamacare because it would, if enacted, pay for his wife’s “gluteal enhancements.” Dennis said his wife “has an ass like a 90 year old man” and it causes her deep psychic pain….and him too. As it is he’s going to have his wife get the procedure and then stiff the doctor and hospital

A case of “no ass”                                                    RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy told Phil that ever since he has been dating this girl named Margerite he’s decided he’s against the death penalty. So even though he’s “good to go” and ready to “eat his own guts” for his country he would not have been able to go on the Bin Laden mission. After all, he wants to “spend the night” some night with Margerite and he has to be against the death penalty and other stuff to do that.

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“Paul McCartneys split with his wife ‘that had a leg’ made the wife look bad because ‘we are conditioned to think peg-legs are evil.’ Show log For Tuesday June 26, 2012

“Paul McCartneys split with his wife ‘that had a leg’ made the wife look bad because ‘we are conditioned to think peg-legs are evil.’ Show log For Tuesday June 26, 2012

Raj Feneen and his son Todd were on tyhe show arguing, among other things, that Todd being born in Egypt didn’t matter. He was brought here when he was three and he is an American…mostly because he’s “got down the American swagger” and is good at video games. Plus Raj feels having to produce proof of legal residence would embarrass him in front of his son. Todds increasing chatter in the background coupled with his taunting, effeminate laugh got Harvey Weirman to call in and threaten violence.Vernon Dozier has a new book out, “The Other Side of Midnight” subtitled “The Other Side of What Happens When You Do That” or some such convoluted phrase. The book is abouit famous break-ups: What we think and what actually happened. For instance Paul McCartneys split with his wife “that had a leg” made the wife look bad because “we are conditioned to think peg-legs are evil.”

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“The Irish would be shocked, wondering why anyone would leave America for ‘a toilet like Ireland.'” Show Log For Monday June25, 2012

“The Irish would be shocked, wondering why anyone would leave America for ‘a toilet like Ireland.'” Show Log For Monday June25, 2012

Rick Shadova, an immigrant from Ireland, was a guest contributor tonight, telling Phil that “if you really think about it there are no illegal immigrants in America. After all, its like jaywalking. No one enforces that law.” He also said that if Americans tried to sneak into Ireland illegally the Irish would be shocked, wondering why anyone would leave America for “a toilet like Ireland.” Did Rick Shadova look like this once upon American shores?

Ted Bell, owner of Ted’s of Beverly Hills, told Phil he did not approve of waiters or waitresses spitting into the food of people who don’t tip well but he felt that without at least the threat of that “they’ll get stiffed.” Ted went on to tell one caller that “the servers telegraph that they may spit into your food by coughing into a hankerchief or scratching their armpits. I don’t like it but I’m pretty sure none of my people would do it….without good reason…”