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“His granddaughter continues to bring him the ‘big, jumbo-sized glasses from Disneyland instead of my regular reading glasses.'” Show Log For Thursday August 30, 2012

Margaret Grey, Justin McElroy and RC Collins tried to discuss the Republican National Convention and the Clint Eastwood speech but Ms. Grey forgot about what else she wanted to talk about and Justin McCelroy ran out of stuff to talk about. Harvey Weirman and later Herb Sewell discussed the TRN lawsuit against Dial Global as Harvey battled his “phlegm problem” and the fact his granddaughter continues to bring him the “big, jumbo-sized glasses from Disneyland instead of my regular reading glasses.”                            Poor Joe

Vernon Dozier remembered with Phil great football injuries down through the years and wound up cackling maniacally at the memory of Joe Theismann’s Monday night snapped shin-bone. “I heard from Lawrence Taylor that Theismann screamed liked Tarzan”

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“An LA Times reporter was clearly auditioning for a news contributor job with CNN but when she smiled and we saw the left side of her face she had a gaping gap in her teeth that was very off-putting.” Show Log For Wednesday August 29, 2012

“An LA Times reporter was clearly auditioning for a news contributor job with CNN but when she smiled and we saw the left side of her face she had a gaping gap in her teeth that was very off-putting.” Show Log For Wednesday August 29, 2012

Tonight Bobbie and Steve Dooley discussed a particular LA Times reporter on the Piers Morgan Show who was “very clearly auditioning for a news contributor job with CNN but who, when she smiled and we saw the left side of her face, had a gaping gap in her teeth that was very off-putting.” Ms. Dooley also took Mr. Morgan to task for serving beer in pint glasses at the “CNN Grill” and making it look very “English” which is not what the Republican party “is all about.” Ms. Dooley also claimed to have vaulted two Secert Service SUV’s during the Reagan funeral procession to “get a comment from Nancy.”

Later Margaret Grey commented on the many female delegates who looked to her like “a Roman rabble giving the thumbs down on some gladiator about to be run through.” Ms. Grey continued: “I found the women to be corase and real hard on the eyes.” 

Don Berman joined the show later on to talk about his fond hope that some day the 11 o’clock news will be renamed “The Don Berman Report.”

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“Dean Wheeler came on and said it was funny that he wanted to see the Fox reporter lifted off the ground by the wind and carried backwards at a high rate of speed through a glass store front” Show Log For Tuesday August 28, 2012

“Dean Wheeler came on and said it was funny that he wanted to see the Fox reporter lifted off the ground by the wind and carried backwards at a high rate of speed through a glass store front” Show Log For Tuesday August 28, 2012

Tonight, Gene Decarta, Vernon Dozier’s brother-in-law, talked about imagining a street sign coming loose from the hurricane winds in Louisianna and slamming into Anderson Cooper’s head, such is his dislike of CNN’s whole editorial stance. Dean Wheeler came on and said it was funny that he wanted to see the Fox reporter lifted off the ground by the wind and carried backwards at a high rate of speed through a glass store front. Bob Bakian, the reporter who can’t speak or even function intelligently without “news music” behind him, reported from New Orleans on the progress of Isaac.

Chris Norton and Dr. Jim Sadler talked about STD’s in the porn business and how Chris infected Jim’s wife-to-be in a sex scene on her last day as an adult film actress