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“Frank Grey came on to comment on his overweight sister and how Margaret called her Bertha and ‘played tuba music’ as she walked down the hall in the morning when visiting.” Show Log For Thursday September 27, 2012

“Frank Grey came on to comment on his overweight sister and how Margaret called her Bertha and ‘played tuba music’ as she walked down the hall in the morning when visiting.” Show Log For Thursday September 27, 2012

We were joined by Dr. Jim sadler to discuss mental health and acts of violence related to the mentally ill. However, Dr Sadler was speaking to us enroute from a conference in Marina Del Rey and his “Chinese limo driver” got agitated by Margaret badgering him and the doctor and eventually Dr. Sadler cut the call short.

Frank Grey also came on to comment on his overweight sister and how Margaret called her Bertha and “played tuba music” as she walked down the hall in the morning when visiting. 

Little Ian Anderson joined us to talk about the new automatic weapons displayed by Royal Guardsmen at Buckingham Palace and their tendency to use them if “trifled with” by tourists….

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PHHFC Week Four Results & Standings..Plus Lion Games Stats..they finally win one…..

Lions 34 at San Antonio 20, Portland 20 at Tucson 7, Los Angeles 13 at Utah 0, Miami 17 at New York 10, DC 13 at Tampa 10

West                                        

Los Angeles 3-1  65-32 3-1

Portland       3-1  82-61 2-1

Tucson         3-1  64-36 2-1

Utah             2-2  50-57 1-2

San Antonio 0-4  29-83 0-3

East

DC                 3-1  56-49 3-1

Tampa          2-2  59-43  2-1

Miami           2-2   46-63 2-1

New York     1-3   32-56 1-2

Milwaukee   1-3   57-60 0-3

LIONS GAME STATS

 

Team               Q1   Q2   Q3   Q4   OT      FINAL

Lions                 7    17     7      3    0         34

Range Riders    3     7      3      7    0         20

Game Statistics:                             Lions   Range Riders

First Downs                                       12          5

Third Down Conversions                   3          1
Third Downs                                       7          8
Third Down Percentage            42.9%      12.5%
Fourth Down Conversions              0          0
Fourth Downs                                  0          2
Fourth Down Percentage              0.0%       0.0%
Two Pt Conversions Made              0          0
Two Pt Conversions Attempted     0          0
Two Pt Conversion Percenta       0.0%       0.0%
Offense Redzone Num                  4          1
Offense Redzone TDs                    2          0
Offense Redzone FGs                    1          1
Offense Redzone Percentage   75.0%     100.0%
Rushing Attempts                      22         16
Rushing Yards                           69         51
Rushing Average                     3.1        3.2
Rushing TDs                                0          0
Passing Yards                         193        168
Passing Completions               13          8
Passing Attempts                    22         17
Completion Percentage     59.1%      47.1%
Passing Average                   8.8        9.9
Passing TDs                             3          2
Offensive Pass Interceptions 1          1
TOTAL OFFENSE                   262        219
Defensive Pass Interceptions 1          1
Punt Return Yards                   7          0
Kick Return Yards              123        104
Punts                                       2          2
Punt Avg                             25.0       36.5
Fumbles                                 0          0
Fumbles Lost                         0          0
Penalties                               3          1
Penalty Yds                         48          5
Turnovers                            1          1
TIME OF POSSESSION     10:27      09:33
Individual Stats: Range Riders
PASSING                        CMP  ATT  YDS  PCT   YPA SACK   TD  INT LONG RATING
Chris Sleen                      8   17  184   47  10.8    5    2    1   46  101.0
RUSHING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD  FUM
Zeecon Schaffer-POR     14   53   3.7   12          0    0
Marlin Allen                        1    0   0.0    0           0    0
Pasqual Brighton-H1        1   -2  -2.0   0           0    0
RECEIVING                      REC  YDS   AVG LONG   TD DROP  YAC
Dontell Townsend-POR    2     87    43.5   45       2    0       51
Bobby Lurch-H1               2     51    25.5   46       0    0        5
Tavian Jillery                    2    20    10.0   15        0    0        1
Zeecon Schaffer-POR       1    18   18.0   18         0    0       3
Pasqual Brighton-H1       1      8     8.0      8         0    0       0
KICKING                        FGM  FGA  PCT FGSBLKD  XPA  XPM  PCT XPSBLKD KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Urgen Bauer                    2      2    100          0        2        2    100           0            5               0
PUNTING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Matt* Zeimfield                  2   73    36.5   37        0            0          0
KICK RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG   TD LONG
Lauren Rozzo                        5  104  20.7      0   26
PUNT RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD
Lauren Rozzo                        0     0       0.0     0        0
DEFENSE                        TOT LOSS SACK   FF FREC  YDS   TD  INT  RET   AVG  DFNS  SFYS  CA  BH
Robert Morrie                    7     0      0         0    0        0       0    0      0      0.0       0        0      1     0 
Gus Snott                           6     1      0        0    0        0       0    0      0      0.0       0        0      0     0
Jedell Heber-H1                6     0     0         0    0        0       0    0      0      0.0       0        0      0     0
Darnell Appleby                5     2     1         0    0        0       0    0      0      0.0       0        0      0     0 
Gino Luzzo                       3      0     0         0    0        0       0    0      0      0.0       0        0      0     0
Winston Gerner-POR      3      0     0         0    0        0       0    1    10   10.0       2        0      2      0
Tom Jaywern                   2     0     0         0    0        0       0    0      0      0.0       1        0      0      0
Nageli Steele                    2     1     1         0    0        0       0    0      0     0.0        2        0      0      0
Wade Curran                   1     0     0         0    0        0       0    0      0     0.0         0        0     0       0
Sey Thomas                     1    0     0         0    0         0       0    0      0     0.0         0       0      0      0
Blanton O’Neal-H1          1    0     0         0    0        0        0    0      0     0.0         0        0     1       0
Olivier Burnside-H1        1    0    0          0    0       0         0    0      0     0.0         0        0     0      0
BLOCKING                      PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Richard Flood                        7             2
Irving Bey                             6             1
Simp Simpson                       4             0
Jeff Domphrey                      3             0
Koy Shoney                           2             0
Tavian Jillery                         1             0
Lauren Rozzo                         1             0
Bobby Lurch-H1                    1             0
Dontell Townsend-POR         1             0
Zeecon Schaffer-POR            0             1
Pasqual Brighton-H1             0             1
Individual Stats: LIONS
PASSING                        CMP  ATT  YDS  PCT   YPA SACK   TD  INT LONG RATING
Tommy Blode                  13   22   203   59     9.2    2         3    1    61      110.4
RUSHING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD  FUM
Earchin Burley-H1          20   71     3.5   13         0    0
Tommy Blode                    2   -2    -1.0    0          0    0
RECEIVING                      REC  YDS   AVG LONG   TD DROP  YAC
Tucker Pedbo                    4      82    20.5   61      1    1        32
Donell Slade                      3      75    25.0   32      0    0        28
Lawrence Berber              4      24      6.0    12     2    0          3
Dakota North                     1      11    11.0   11      0    0         8
Cleon Ose-H1                    1      11    11.0   11      0    0         9
Quddif Gannon                  0       0       0.0     0       0    1         0
KICKING                        FGM  FGA  PCT FGSBLKD  XPA  XPM  PCT XPSBLKD KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Craig Slatherton                 2    2    100       0             4    4     100       0             6                1
PUNTING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Ricky-Ticky Tonell-H1    2     50    25.0   43        0           0          1
KICK RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG   TD LONG
Lawrence Berber                4     111   27.7   0   43
Philip Blunderman              1     12     12.0   0   12
PUNT RETURNS                  ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD
Lawrence Berber                  1     7      7.0     7        0
Philip Blunderman               0     0      0.0     0        0
DEFENSE                        TOT LOSS SACK   FF FREC  YDS   TD  INT  RET   AVG DFNS SFYS CA BH
Neffi Stoved                     8       1     3        0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     0        0     0   0
Lee Winner-H1                7       1     0        0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     2        0    0   0
Beveren Calhoun             3       0     0        0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     0        0    3   0
Maurice Grisling               2       0     0       0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0      0        0     0   0
Modine Yowder-H1          2      0      1        0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     1        0     0   0
Corey Humpty                 2      0      0        0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     0        0     0   0
Dimitri Beaudamont        1     0      0         0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     0        0     0   0
Tyrone Hownow              1     0      0         0     0       0       0      0     0       0.0     0        0    0   0
Johnny Devenport           1     0      0         0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     0        0     0   0
Deandre Sollivan             1     0      1          0     0       0       0      0     0      0.0     0       0     0   0
Darius Bitchner               1      0      0         0    0        0       1     1   37      37.0    1       0     0   0
Philip Blunderman          1     0       0         0    0       0        0     0     0        0.0     0      0     0    0
Buddy Paring                   1     0      0         0    0        0        0     0     0        0.0    0       0     1    0
Lawrence Berber             1     0      0         0    0        0        0     0     0        0.0    0       0     0    0
BLOCKING                      PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Tony Toddmoor                        7             0
Dominique Schneider              4             0
Andre Lavender                       2             0
Monroe Heaver-H1                  1             0
Eduardo Fleming                      1             0
Dakota North                            1             1
Quddif Gannon                         1             0
Billy Pisser                                1             0
Cleon Ose-H1                           1             0

 

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“Vernon grows agitated with the beer he’s drinking and tells his wife Amber to ‘get some Miller High-Life in this funky joint!'” Show Log For Wednesday September 26, 2012

“Vernon grows agitated with the beer he’s drinking and tells his wife Amber to ‘get some Miller High-Life in this funky joint!'” Show Log For Wednesday September 26, 2012

Phil, Margaret, Bud and Robert bring on Harvey Weirman who has a gig reading a book on tape. He’s narrating “David Mambo’s new one.” (He means David Mamet) Ted Bell also joins the show to see if Harvey is good enought to read a book in person at Ted’s of Beverly Hills. He has Harvey reaed from the menu, Lloyd Bonafide also joins the so-called discussion.

This man wound up getting hit with dog shit fired from a sophisticated sling-shot

Later Vernon Dozier comes on to talk about the ending of the NFL referee strike. During his rant he grows agitated with the beer he’s drinking and tells his wife Amber to “get some Miller High-Life in this funky joint!” He hangs up on Phil when Phil starts lecturing him on another bit of Vernon behavior. It seems Vernon sling-shot a “dog turd” into a guys mouth who had flown onto the football field during a game wearing a jet-pack. “I don’t like people playing God,” said Vernon

Margaret sang “I Don’t Know” by Ozzy but then punched Bud to the ground and kicked him repeatedly in the ribs after he told her to “sing it better.” Margaret then told Robert to drag Bud outside and “throw some water on him.”