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“He got a ‘Tourette’s like reaction’ when he tried to say the words ‘tinkle’ or ‘Tinker Bell.’ Phil got him to replace Tinker Bell with Taco Bell. ‘Oh thank God’ said Steve.” Show Log For Monday October 22, 2012

Phil’s special guests tonight were Art Griego, who had a hard time breathing after saying the word “vagina and Steve Bosell who got a “Tourette’s like reaction” when he tried to say the words “tinkle” or “Tinker Bell.” Phil got him to replace Tinker Bell with Taco Bell. “Oh thank God” said Steve.Tinker Bell? No, Taco Bell!

Margaret Grey and Vernon Dozier discuess Vernons recent conversion to Obama in the 2012 election. What changed his mind? The image of Romney being elected and then “sliding on the latex gloves so he can stick his hands down my wife’s…..you know.”

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PHHFC League Leaders Through week 7

 

Quarterbacks
Christionson Por 
      885.   48%    8.8.  8. 7.  75.5
FutardMil
     432     47% .  7.5.  3  2   75.4
Cavendar LA    
     854.    49%   7.9.   9. 5.  70.0
Fink Uta
     230     52%.  7.2    2  3    64.5
Qusack, Tuc.          
      683   43%.   6.1.   6  9.   51.2
Ill, Tam.                 
     522    32%    5.3.  5  12   48.6
Bluefern,  NY          
      877.   40%    7.1.   6. 8.   42.1
Sleen, SA           
      758.   41%.   4 8   3  15   33.2
Baldy, DC
      128     34%.  4.9    1.  3.   24.7
DinkerinkMia
      120.    51%.  4.1.   0.  3.   22.8
Running Backs

RB.        Tm.   At.   Yds.   Ypc.  TD  fu

Williams Por 154 642   4.0    5.  0

Fenton, Tuc   117 460   3.3.   1.  2

SchefferSA    102 397.  3.4   1   0   

MillerDC.       100 360   3.3.   0   0

WeeseTam      74 343   4.6    0   1

NaylorMia.       93 333  3.0    2   4

CalieneLA      107 294   2.8   1   5

Boyd, Tam.      54  256  4.5   1.   1

Burley, Mil       96 245   2.4   0.   1

Gower,Uta.     56. 194.  4.0.  1.   0
Reeivers
SanchezLA   25  459  18.2.  5. 1 
Pedbo Mil     28. 439  15.1   4  7
FloodDC.      28. 370  13.7   4  4
Boogie, NY.  22  358. 16.7. 2. 3 

Lick, Tam     20   353 21.0. 3.  1  

BufordMia    29   347 13.1.  0  6

HardyDC      14.  310 18.3  1   1 

OlinderPor   16  300  18.3. 2   1

BerberMil    23   299. 12.9   3. 2
Henry, Tuc  14   290  22.2.  3  2
Tackles

Wilson,NY.              56

Snott, SA.                52
GeeveDC.                38
BevanTam.              35
LanierLA.                34
GalapagosUta.        33
ToynbeeUta.            32
WinnerMil.               32
HightowerMia.         29
MashaanNY.            29
Sacks

Stoved,Mil.                   10

Purton,Por.                    9
Humpty,Mil.                   6
EastonTuc.                     5
PerkinsTam.                  5
PorterhouseUta.            5
QuintPor.                       5
StonemanTuc.               5
BirdPor.                         4
Bixby,Mia.                      4
Blast,Mil.                        4
Curran,SA.                     4
Dayglo, Uta                    4
MuggaTam.                    4
Sarrazin,Por.                 4
Stevens,Mia.                  4
Interceptions

Toynbee, Uta.                  7

FlyTuc.                             5
ParrishPor.                      5
FlukeNY.                          4
MayberryTuc.                  4
MinaLA.                            4
BananaUta.                      3
Calhoun, Mil.                    3
Crotch,LA.                        3
DevoreTuc.                      3
Hightower,Mia.                3
LanierLA.                         3
Wifford, Mia.                    3
YesterTuc.                        3

 

 

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“Bob Green said that Frazier Foods may have a covert cell of lesbians working check-out” Show Log For Friday October 19, 2012

Robert Green came on the show in the first hour to explain his statement “Tell the lesbians Bob Green is coming and hell follows with me.” He said it was simply to state his awareness that there may be a “lesbian cell” operating in his grocery stores and that he won’t let it stand…Frazier Foods may have a covert cell of lesbians working check-out

Margaret Grey talked about the need to “gut like a fish” American corporations that move overseas and Mavis came on to actually sing a song she wrote about “gutting” American companies, sung to the tune of the Hokey Pokey” called “Gut ‘Em Like A Fish.”

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DC Federal Brigade upsets Tucson Tequila in week 7 PHHFC results. Plus Standings & week 8 schedule

Los Angeles 24 at LIONS 17, Portland 24 at New York 0, Tampa 30 vs. San Antonio 3, Utah 10 at Miami 3, DC 12 vs. Tucson 10…

Week 8..Utah at LIONS 11am PDT, 1pm CDT, Tucson at Miami 10am PDT, San Antonio at DC 10am PDT, Los Angeles at New York 1pm PDT, Portland at Tampa 1pm PDT

The Milwaukee Lions are blacked out this weekend. Ned Garlene and Larry McKinnie will have the national game, the Tucson Tequila at the Miami Raging Palm Tree, Herbert Hoover Grounds, Dania, FL, Monday October 22, 10am PDT, audio on PhilTV

West

Los Angeles 6-1 152-58  3-1

Portland        6-1 126-74  3-1

Tucson          5-2  103-54 3-1

Utah              4-3    81-77  1-3

San Antonio 1-6   52-136 0-4

East

DC                  4-3   88-103   3-1  

Tampa           4-3  104-78    3-1

Milwaukee     2-5  100-107 1-3

Miami             2-5    61-127  2-2

New York       1-6   55-109   1-3

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“Frank’s dear friend George Reeves’ scenes in ‘From Here To Eternity’ were cut down considerably. ‘She was one of a kind and to cut her out of that ‘from here to hell and back’ or whatever it was a called was a great disservice to her.'” Show Log For Thur

Ted Bell, feeling maligned and taken advantage of, ripped into Phil tonight for calling for some information and not offering to throw in a free commercial for Ted’s Of Beverly Hills. Ted then used as his excuse for the meltdown some story about him being blackmailed by a former Army buddy who he claimes he had a gay affair with. Then, after Bud spilled the beans, Ted turned the whole thing on its head and told everyone he was kidding, that he’s seen a movie called “Advise and Consent” the night before with a similar plot development. Steve Bosell was brought on the show to tell about the night he went dancing with his male friends, even slow dancing, but was thinking about his wife April all night.“From Hell And Gone” or whatever it was called

Frank Grey’s gender confusion was in overdrive as he talked about Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas and his dear friend George Reeves whose scenes in “From Here To Eternity” were cut down considerably. “She was one of a kind and to cut her out of that ‘from here to hell and back’ or whatever it was a called was a great disservice to her.