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Final 2012 Dickman Standings

 

Wk sixteen Dec 17, 2012
Tucson 28 at Portland 35
Utah 30 at San Antonio 7
Los Angeles 21 at DC 17
New York 24 at Miami 17
Tampa 7 at Milwaukee 0 (Milwaukee forfeit)

West
Por  14-2  298-158   6-2 W4
LA    11-5  253-141   5-3 W2
Uta   11-5 235-169   5-3 W1
Tuc     9-7 199-151   4-4  L2
SA    2-14 120-293    0-8  L8
East
Tam 10-6     228-172  6-2      W4
DC      8-8     235-224  6-2       L1
Mia     7-9     180-254  4-4       L1
NY    4-11-1 185-244  2-5-1  W1
Mil    3-12-1  149-251 1-6-1   L2

 

Playoffs Monday December 24, 2012

Los Angeles 24 at Tampa 17 

Utah 29 at Portland 11 

Dickman Bowl, Monday December 31, 2012

Utah at Los Angeles 6pm PST

BeaverDome, Salt lake City, UT

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“Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking’s bad taste Polish jokes…” Show Log For Friday December 21, 2012

Steve Bosell and Jay Santos talked about a potential lawsuit against the Mexican government for their endless promotion of Mayan civilization. And while Steve and Jay didn’t believe the end was near they did develop what they called a subconscious “residual,” an involuntary glitch in speech or physical manner betraying anxiety over the topic.                                    Mayan

Bud milked the whole “Stand By Your Mayan” joke…

Dr. Ron Tarner and Vernon Dozier discussed the advances of ancient civilizations with Vernon saying they were overrated. Modern day people slavishly praise older civilizations as “wise” because “we need our MA-MA’s. ” Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking’s bad taste Polish jokes…

Maragert Grey talked about the Mayan calender actually denoting the beginning of a new epoch in human history, much like the “Age of Aquarius” Frank Grey came on and bemoaned the fact he had a chance to invest in the musical “Hair” all those years ago and turned it down. Margaret then sang “Age of Aquarius” with husband Frank cheering her on.

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He complained about his wife’s horn player and then let slip that the only reason he doesn’t fire him is because he’s her pill connection” Show Log For December 19, 2012

Ted Bell joined the show to discuss the DUI arrest of Sam Donaldson but also to complain to Phil about the fact he hasn’t been on the show lately and to poinjt out what he considers to be “the overall eroding quality of the show…”

“Mr Martin,” the supposed owner of channel 19 and the continual user of an Espresso machine near Don’s desk dosed Don during the show tonight with “Bisonal,” a mind -control drug for Buffalo (something about controlling how much and what they eat so they’ll survive) Under the influence Don forgot how to speak a normal sentence, saying Diane Sawyer “was in front of the machine that makes your face go out to other peoples houses” instead of just saying Diane Sawyer was in front of a camera.

                            Sawyer hammered

Dean Wheeler and General Gaylen Shaw joined the show to talk about nutrition and doomsday panic. Dean was once again calling from some nightclub where his wife Emerelda was singing. He complained about his wife’s horn player and then let slip that the only reason he doesn’t fire him is because he’s her pill connection