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Show Log For Wednesday February 13, 2013

Joe Dickhead made his first apperance on the show in years as he recounted Joe Flacco’s dumb bell advice to teamates at the end of the Super Bowl: If 49er return man Ted Ginn looked like he was going to break it “run onto the field and tackle him.” That’s a penalty, said Joe, punishable by, among other things, awarding the opposition a score!

Steve Bossell and Jay Santos of the CAP squared off over Jay “interdicting” Steve one afternoon at Steve’s house while he was trying to teach April Jr. how to ride side-saddle… As Jay got out of his blacked out van and approached Steve wearing his “helmet-cam” Steve let out an effeminate scream that Jay now has on tape…

Phil got into the history of the Duke Blue Devil mascot and it doesn’t have anything to do with the temperature in hell…

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Show Log For Tuesday February 12, 2013

             Rugby may have an image problem

Phil talked to Dr. Jim Sadler about wrestling being dropped from the Olympics as of 2020. Dr. Sadler feels wrestling makes weaker men look bad. Caller Lloyd said some of wrestling’s “moves”, like putting a thumb in an opponents rectum for leverage. are so tasteless that the sport is simply a liability in terms of image.

Former coach Jersey Jeffries joined the show and talked about a fullcourt shot taken in a recent girls highschool basketball game that went in….on a bounce. Jeffries felt the one bounce rule was good. It allowed “four eyes and dorks” to feel like they’ve got a shot at contributing. 

Little Ian Anderson discussed the inclusion of rugby and golf in future Olympics. The “thumb in the bum” move they use in wrestling is one they also use in rugby and Ian said that ruins rugby’s image. “You don’t want to tell your grandkids you won a gold medal in a sport where it took your thumb up a blokes bum to win it.”

 

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Show Log For Friday February 8, 2013

Jay Santos popped in briefly to talk about the manhunt on Bear Mountain for a wanted fugitive. He’s up there too with the Citizens Auxiliary Police but he also wants to get in some skiing and buy some postcards…

Harvey Weirman had the usual trouble finding his reading glasses while trying to make out a list of Charles Bronson films

Bud calms down Vernon Dozier after Dozier almost strokes out on air remembering his brother’s winning lacrosse team

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Show Log For Thursday February 7, 2013

  This scum the tip of the iceberg when it comes to park characters taking liberties with your daughters and wives.

Lloyd Bonafide of Alhambra called the show tonight after hearing of a Disney character not interacting with black children at the park. Lloyd was a character once at another park and got into trouble when a grandmother he was being photographed with “felt something.” It wasn’t Lloyds fault. He needed to “let it breath.”

Herb Sewell kicked off a segment called “The Mother-Son Sex Report” which really started to deteriorate when Vernon Dozier called in to talk about HIS mother..

Herb enlightened us further, by the way, on Walter Bellhaven and the fear he still has of his wife Bunny!

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Show Log For Tuesday February 5, 2013

                         Afflicted with ‘Finnegans Dance’

Bob Bondell or Budell from Twitter came on the program to explain why Kim Kardashian’s tweets were deleted following her posting a picture of a diamond-encrusted gun she got as a gift. When Bondell or Budell or whatever his name was started exhibiting Tourette’s-like symptoms, Channel 19 news anchor Don Berman stepped in. He explained that whats-his-name had a disease called “Finnegans Dance” which caues one to “be confused about how to feel about something.” Hence you sound spry and chipper while talking about a dead realtive…

also with Karen, Jerry and Herb Deauville