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We’re off and running!

The Bobbie Dooley Pooncast or Poncast (?) is off and running! (Steve walked by just now, saw that I wrote “pooncast” and immediately hit the floor on his back, rolling from side to side, laughing his fool face free so I guess it isn’t “pooncast.” I don’t give a f***) I am so excited to bring you my interviews with some of Hollywoods mostest interesting peoples. Patricia Arquette: What can you say but class, class, class. Lol. If I was a ‘citizen of Lesbia’ I’d make an honest woman out of her lol! Sugar Ray Leonard (is that it?): Such a delightful man and Steve said it was refreshing to meet a fighter who didn’t sound ‘punchy,’ whatever THAT means. Joel McHale: A challenge to be sure in as a much as he called me a crawling liar to my face but other that so talented and charming.. Kevin Pollak: An amazing man. Comic, actor, interviewer! My God, if Kevin ever got serious about the interview thing he’d be the guy to finally help us all forget Dick Cavett. Huh!? What about it!? Jay Mohr: what a rascal! Loved him! And I love him still even after the demands of that trip to Oakland. Chris D’Elia: Another animal from the east coast. Speaking of ‘animal from the east coast’ Craig Bierko, hello?! He’s so talented he scares his fans!

Well put them all together and what have you got? “Mmm/Hmm, The Bobbie Dooley Podcast.” I think it’s worth it to download moi once a week. Let me tell you, between you and me, it’s not about the artists and celebrities..,.. It’s about me. And occasionally but not often, Steve. 

By the way, not apropos of anything but the Carson’s and Megern’s  applied to our social events committee to have a blook party this evening in the Lilly phase. It’s now after midnight and I can still hear them wailing away like bush dogs with their music blaring and their big mouths flapping. I also heard the unmistakable cackle of Ellen Carson, Paul’s wife. Loud, high-pitched, annoying. So looks like I’m taking a walk all the way over to the Lilly phase to tell that trash to muffle it. Or at least Ellen. Lord have mercy.

All in a days work!

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Show Log For Friday April 12, 2013

Margaret Grey and David G. Hall cautioned Phil against showing “Bloody Pit of Horror” on PhilTV tonight for fear of turning off a potential advertiser, one whose product is a pill for spastic colon.

Bud Dickman challenged the computing ability of Phil and Dr. Ron Tarner when he said that he does indeed spend four hours a day sitting on a toilet which Dr. Tarner figured meant three times an hour at five minutes a clip for 16 hours. Margaret and Bud both told Dr. Tarner he was wrong and Tarner figured Margaret said that because she has the hots for Stephen Hawking…


Phil talked about early “nudie” actress Davee Decker and dancing

A bunch of other shit

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Show Log For Thursday April 11, 2013

Mavis Leonard commented on the fact that the name “Mavis” is popular again for baby girls. Mavis doesn’t like it, says the name Mavis is “hellbound” and all it does is put you on a “fast track to meet the horned one.”

Chris Norton weighed in on Kris Humphries being sued by a Beverly Hills mens clothing store. “I don’t think this clothing store knows that this guy was able to ass’ess the sess’ of a pretty sessy woman… thas’ ess’elent!”

Then Phil and the crew talk with Frank Grey about a book Phil’s reading; a narrative about the Revolutionary War by a young private named Joseph Plumb Martin. Frank, with his gender confusion, wanted tio know “her opinion of General Washington. What did she think of her?”

Some other messed up stuff..

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Show Log For Wednesday April 10, 2013

Tonight Don Berman called night racing from Dickman Downs with the last race one he bet for a little crippled boy in a hospital. Guess what? Don’s horse “was wiping up the rear” and Don was screaming for the animal to be shot at the end of the race…

Doug Dannger joined the show to talk about “spoilers” and how sometimes the cat is let out of the bag about a particular movie. Sometimes the consequences are far reaching. In the case of “The Crying Game” letting everyone know a guy in a dress seduced an IRA member pretty much spelled the end of that organization…

Karen Deaville and her family checked in to lay the praise on Phil and have her bother-in-law Jerry tell Phil about his dream of, like the kid in ‘Footloose,” leaving the farm and being a dancer. It was a dream that got derailed when his grandfather walked in on him in the barn practicing a step called “The New York Miinute.” His grandfather’s last words were “you and your homosexual lifestyle” before he tripped on a spreader and layed out facedown on the barn floor dead. Jerry, not knowing the old man had expired and thinking he was fooling around, kept on dancing for another 3 minutes before he realized what had happened, the dumb ass