Month: April 2013

Multiple characters, three hours a night, no phone calls, no guest-o-rama, flying solo and still as funny as any show anywhere….they tried to kill him, tried to break his spirit, used him and beat him like a farm animal…. And he still stands. It’s your patriotic duty to get a BSP and join Phil in his almost solo defense of comedy!! Thank you!!!

                                        “Wee” Willie Keeler

Tonight RC Collins hosted a BSP-A-Thon, bringing on guests Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman, Herb Sewell, Vernon Dozier, Pastor William Rennick, Lloyd Bonafide, Justin MdcElroy, David G. Hall and his in studio co-host Cadet Watson.

We found out about the multiple drug addictions his mother has, the deep pockets of his father and how Bradley Military Academy is taking advantage of them, Watsons criminal past and many other heretofore unexplored areas of RC’s life.

Margaret Grey came back to take another run at “You Only Live Twice” with the same disastrous results. Lloyd Bonafide tried it and it blew chim-PON-zee as well. Harvey Weirman read the cadets the riot act while Herb Sewell couldn’t get through to them at all. Vernon Dozier took exception to them mocking “Wee Willie” Keeler and Pastor Rennick defined what a “wog”, a “chog” and a “chawog” was. Justin McElroy trfied to talk baseball with them but they didn’t get that either and David G. Hall tried to keep the whole thing on the rails. Meanwhile, Cadet Watson hinted at a history of abusing animals and sex with his aunt.

Tonight RC Collins hosts a star-studded night to bring out the guns in our annual Backstage Pass drive…. Then Wednesday night Don Berman is live for exciting night racing at Dickman Downs!

Frank Sinatra in “Suddenly” 8pm PDT

“Three gunmen, who have been hired to assassinate the President, hold a family hostage while waiting for their target. Interesting B film which focuses on psychopathic killer well-portrayed against type by Frank Sinatra.” Frank Sinatra, Sterling Hayden, James Gleason, Nancy Gates. 77 min.

    Did Mavis Go Too Far Dropping Witch Hzael In Her Employers Underwear?

Mavis Leonard was on briefly to talk about Jackie Robinson breaking the color line and how she, as a teenage girl doing laundry for a white woman in South Carolina, decided she too would officially “break the color line” at her job. When her employer looked at her as if she were crazy, Mavis put witch hazel in the womans panties and then followed her arouind with a Brownie 8 movie camera filming the woman “having to reach up there and itch.”

Jeff Dowdder discussed the jump from 127,000 feet made last year by Felix Baumgartner and how long it took for him to reach the earth. Jeff wants to break the record by weighting down the next guy. It won’t be him. He’s afraid of heights. 

Margaret sang “You Only Live Twice” worse than Nancy Sinatra, who Margaret said sang it so bad ‘future generations will never unserstand.’

Other weirdness

             It’s Bobbie Dooley with mega-talent Craig Bierko