Month: August 2013

Would you have sex with her?

Our show this evening featured RC Collins, Cadet Watson and Commandant Weirman upset with the young females of America going nuts over One Direction while the cadets are forced to “thumb it at 5th and Main.” (The location of Bradley Military Academy) Granger Batholemew and Don Berman discuss the “Eric” Snowden story until they find out it isn’t “Eric,” it’s “Edward.” Mr. Bartholomew says that he is a hard working journalist and when he comes home at the end of the week his girlfriend knows he’s been working hard because he smells like “fecal matter.” 

Dr. Phil McGraw tweeted something controversial like “would you have sex with a drunk girl, yes or no?” It was immediately condemned by all……all except Dean Wheeler who said the doctor was simplya asking for advice!

Lloyd Bonafide gets fed up with the sounds of eating and talking in a movie theater while he’s being forced to endure “March of the Penguins” with his grandson.

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Henry!

Tonight its Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police commenting on Dick Van Dyke’s car exploding on the side of the 101 freeway. Also Dr. Ron Tarner and Dr. Jim Sadler argue over dessert and Don Micksa stands up for Mark Zuckerberg against some “Palestinian in a bargain basement leather jacket and a bomb strapped around his waist trying to hack into the personal Facebook account of the greatest single business mind of modern lore.” Bobbie Dooley also joined the show to talk about her podcast guest this week, Henry Rollins. Once her ex-boyfriend in the 80’s, Stu Gilland, bought tickets fior REO Speedwagon and Laura Brannigan at the Universal. When Bobbie told him she wanted to go see Black Flag and Oingo Boingo at Madame Wongs he punched her in the mouth!

“3rd week in a row booked into some dump by Frank that’s gotta be mobbed up.”–Margaret Grey

Chris Brown’s life sucks horse these days

First off, after swearing to the BSP’s he wouldn’t mute another segment on the videocast audio, Hendrie did just that in the last hour, trying to blame Bud for it but not convincingly. 

Dr. Ron Tarner was also on saying the admission by the US government that Area 51 exists does nothing to tamp down his belief and the belief of others that Area 51 had aliens there and that, further more, they may have sexually assaulted President Eisenhower.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley say they suport whole-heartedly the audio Amber Alerts that go to peoples cell phones but the actual sound is so jarring, according to Bobbie, that it makes her rethink wether she even wants to go to the trouble of looking for the kid or just dive into a closet.

Chris Norton and Dr. Jim Sadler discussed Chris Brown’s new sentence of an additional 1000 hours of community service and why it is a guy whose girlfriend has taken him back and is having “sess with him” (in the words of Chris) has to still serve his sentence. The chicks good with him. The court should be too.

Please know that we have corrected once and for all the problem of the muted audio during certain segments. That’s entirely on me, the Host. My apologies and it will cease from happening again. All the best

Don Parsley calls in following the great blackout of August 2003. Poor Don, Mr. Bad News, solicits the audience for money to support his “family” after his “wife” is hit and killed by a “transit train” while “she was looting a store”. His words, not mine.

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Did this eat Junior?

Doug Dannger and Larry Grover debated Bradley Manning and his relative value to liberals and conservatives. Doug thought he had Larry and all the conservatives  who used Manning as a poster child for the ills of the Obama administration. Dannger said that the revelation Manning was a crossdresser had to be embarassing for Larry. They then debated wether Manning wore a gown or just a skirt. Dwayne, a businessman from Maui, calls the show to protest  what he calls the ‘glamorization’ of shark attacks that closes beaches and drives business away from him and other merchants. Dwayne mentioned his cousin Junior being ‘eaten’ by a thresher shark and his father still keeping their roadside tavern open to take advantage of the tourist season. 

Other stuff too!