Month: December 2013

Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police launch “Operation Dine and Ditch”, an effort to catch people leaving restaurants without paying!

 

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“Just the way I teach it”–Vernon Dozier

           Legendary unfunny clown “Laugh Master” was the target of an unsuccessful hit in 1979

Jay Santos was Phil’s in studio guest this evening discussing a variety of safety and law enforcement issues. Jay’s inablity to the pronounce the letter “L” was brought up as well as his refusal to turn around and look at General Shaw who continued his habit of dropping his pants to anyone he disagrees with. He only stopped when Phil threatened to have him locked up for a 72 hour observation. 

Steve Bosell discussed a new clown hall of fame in Wisconsin that he supports despite the states reputation for ‘producing cannibals’. He also brought up a section of the hall “honoring” unfunny clowns such as “Laugh Master” who was so horrid the father of a little girl whose birthday party he worked wanted his money back and then targeted Laugh Master for assasination

Also Harvey Weirman…..

California around 1969

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December 22, the storied race track, opened in 1938, will close. Listen tonight as channel 19’s Don Berman comments on having one less place to drop his paycheck….

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          Cleveland pitcher Herb Score, who Vernon compared Phil to

Ted Bell and Dean Wheeler debated the offensive sports nickname question by bringing the long gone southern baseball team, the Atlanta Crackers, into the debate. And somehow Ted’s rivalry with Honk Kong Charlie got mixed in with Ted saying “I’m a white man on me knees to the yellow horde.”

Vernon Dozier was going to talk about the college football playff system that will debut next season but instead lectured again on good tackling and blocking, ending every sentence with an emphatic “go back to your MA-MA” for anyone not tough enough to heed him

General Gaylan Shaw got into the singing act by breaking out his rendition of “Kentucky Rain” by Elvis, a song about a man looking for a woman who’s left him. The General thought it was a hamster and the whole topic went straight to hell when Phil said “it wasn’t a hamster it was a woman” and Vernon said “You just fed him a change up and he’s about to drive it right back into the box and your face!”