Month: July 2014

                           An Elcott priest giving “ritual” at last years Elevation

It was Dr. Ed Elcott this morning with Sugarman Davies, an Elcott Preserve as the two men discussed all things “Elcott-The Next Step” including the two basic primal forces, squirrel and Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, the family of Sugarman Davies, his wife Sugarwoman, daughter Sugarbabie, a woman he had an affair with, Sugar Shack and the Elcott “slut” Sugar Baby and finally how Sugarman Davies became a spreadable, Apricot preserve, the highest level of Elcott priesthood

If you’re a BSP, get qualified Jack! Call Phil on PhilTV at 8:30am PDT!

                                                       Opie and Anthony

The show started with Margaret’s usual opposition to the music Phil plays on the show but General Shaw said that when he hears deathcore metal it shows him there are still things worth fighting against…

David G. Hall commented on what Opie can do now that he is no longer teamed with Anthony, including staying with Anthony and movng the whole show to the digital platform…

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed new TSA rules regarding phone and laptops with dead batteries. Jay also was contending with “L’s Palsy,” a condition whereby you swallow your L’s to the point of strangling. 

Congratulations to Triggermouse, today’s qualifier for the VIP package to Phil’s July 30 show. Get a Backstage Pass to the Phil Hendrie Show and for 9.99 a month get over 10,000 hours of classic archived shows going back 15 plus years, every gejneration o0f the Phil Hendrie Show…..

                                                         Noisy cricket

Phil and the panel talked about the Anthony Cumia situation. Professor Emory Clayton came on the show and accused Phil of racism for dancing an Irish jig while leavibng the studio one day. “I’ve got an entire filing cabinet devoted to you, Hendrie.”

Frank Grey was also going to weigh in but was preoccupied with the production of a new film, “The Jack Hochman Story,” a movie about a woman who dressed and passed as a man to better her station in life. At the time Phil spoke with Frank, he was working with the sound of crickets because “the woman’s life was so dull we have a steady feed of cricket sounds throughout.” Frank hung up on Phil after saying the crickets has arrived that morning at Union Station and Phil asked if they had much luggage…

Get a BSP and listen to Phil’s pre-show rants, even more uncensored and charming than the one’s in show…especially today’s!

…….for a shot at VIP seats and more July 30th. Guess whether or not Phil is wearing pants and be in the running! “The World of Phil Hendrie: Truth Is Our Bitch” is sold-out but a lucky BSP can still be there, ring-damn-side! 

                  A guy in his “underwear”

On todays show, General Shaw had to “walk it off” early (basically he got pissed at something said and walked away from the studio) and in the process needed to shift his penis from one side to the other.

Larry Grover and Chris Norton traded observations on Americas’s new sexual conservatism, Larry talking about the cleansers he keeps handy and Chris Norton on his irresistability.

Vernon Dozier, talking about Hurricane Arthur, remebered spitting at Hurricane Katrina as he was driving out of New Orleans and telling it to “kiss my ass.” 

During the BSP pre-show, Phil gave away an opportunity to be in the drawing for a VIP package to Phil’s July 30 to KingKapp from Carson City, Nevada. He was the next caller after SeventhStranger incorrectly guessed that Phil was not wearing pants. Phil was, in fact, wearing pants…

…win a chance to see Phil VIP-style, July 30 at the Hollywood Improv. This bitch, it’s sold-out. So this is your only chance if you missed tix this trip…. call 855-500-7445 at 8:30am PDT