Month: August 2014

                                             Kweli and Lemon get into it

Don Berman from channel 19 news comes in early to his newsroom to be on our show and isn’t recognized by anyone. It’s a problem…

Mavis Leonard rips AT&T Wireless an ass for cutting her minutes off while she’s texting a story for her “Interesting Tidbits” newsletter…

Phil replays for the crew the Don Lemon-Talib Kweli exchange from Ferguson, MO and they comment on it like the dumb asses they are….

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                           The General said a bugle call brings a tear to his eye

Ferguson, Ebola and ISIS were “on tap” today with the panel. Special guests were Jay Santos, Dave Oliva and Dean Wheeler as well as Frank Grey who was supposed to be talking about the legal aspects of Ferguson but couldn’t get to it, again, because of his gender confusion

Bud, Robert and Margaret cued up a bugle blowing the cavalry call to mock General Shaw…

Other weirdnessity….

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Coach Vernon Dozier, having just read about heat exhaustion amongst football players, expressed the opinion that he would “go gay for a night” if he could be like his predecessor, who had 100 kids die from heat exhaustion over 20 seasons. From August 2001.

 

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                            What Margaret “spoon-fed into the face of The Delmonico”

The crew talked about the latest fad phrase “What he said.” Phil said he got to the point of wanting to stick a spear in anyone saying “Just sayin.'” 

Discussed also was the horrid news from the Middle East and Ferguson which somehow led to an analysis of baby food, “pablums” and other things a terrorist’s head might look like after taking a basedball bat to it

Guesting was Professor Emory Clayton ion Ferguson and Bobbie Dooley on her Dr. Drew interview. Jerry Markham, the mimbling lawyer from Austin has been rescheduled.

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Guest Austin attorney Jerry Markham, who recently had surgery on his tongue, joined the show to discuss Rick Perry’s plight in Texas.

Larry Grover was also on to talk with the panel about Ferguson but got sidetracked by seeing a priest on TV that “looked like Stephen Colbert.”

That was followed by Margaret carving up “Reach Out And Touch Somebody’s Hand.” 

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Gay man and gay journalist” Doug Dannger wants specific “gay access” to his cellphone or he’s holding back certain information he thinks his readers “should know”. From August 2000.

 

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                                      Shoplifting meat is a problem in America

Phil recapped his trip to Canada and discussed his shoplifting ways as a youth. David G. Hall called in to rip Phil for his Chicago comments at the MSBC. Jay Santos discussed how he deals with shoplifting “punks,” his ‘judo throw’ and how he asks for consent before he goes down a kids ‘pant to feel around for stolen pork chops or what have you.’

Phil as Bobbie with Dr. Drew! Have you gotten your Irvine ticlets yet? Or are you going to sit there whittling d***?

                            “One glass of goon root tea, I’m good.”

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