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Monthly Archives: May 2000

Wednesday, May 31, 2000

Hour 1:Phil talks about the flowers that Dr.Laura sent him, finding furniture for his big ugly house, and reading the book “The 12-Year Reich: A Social History of Nazi Germany” by Richard Grunberger.Hour 2:”Celine’s All That” Entertainment reporter Margaret Gray joins the program to talk about Celine Dion’s recent decision to have a baby, Margaret says “Celine, don’t do it, because your body and voice will never be the same!” Phil talks about The Commadore’Hour 3:Chris Norton joins the program, he runs a website called Sessuality.com featuring photos of him that will remind older women how great it is to be with a younger guy.

Posted in Classic Shows, Margaret Grey, Phil Media

Tuesday, May 30, 2000

Hour 1:Phil is joined by Bobbie Dooley, a mother who has breast-fed her children consistently for the last 10 years. Even though her kids are now pre-teens, Bobbie claims that breast-feeding kids until they’re 13 helps keep them slim. Phil talks about the high sHour 2:”Don’t Get Shot At KooKooRoo” Retried school teacher Mavis Leonard is encouraging African Americans to stay away from trash can chicken joints to avoid being shot and then racially stereotyped.Hour 3:”Deep Throating the Dog” Steve Bosell wants to sue Oscar Mayer for making a hot dog that is fallic shaped. Steve was humiliated after eating one of their products and somebody made the comment “it looks like you took one off the face.” Lil’ Ian Anderson j

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media, Steve Bosell

Monday, May 29, 2000

Hour 1:Live from Jim Seals Auto Farm… it’s Saving Private Hendrie day! Phil talks about his listenership in the bay area.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonifide from the organization “What Gives You the Right to Speak to Me That Way?” joins the program to talk about memorial day, and “the value of war.”Hour 3:Dave Oliva calls the program to talk about the Indy 500, Juan Montoya, but most importantly… his ’72 midnight blue El Camino. Phil is joined in the studio by his daughter Katherine and his wife Maria calls in to say hello.

Posted in Classic Shows, Dave Oliva, Phil Media

Friday, May 26, 2000

Hour 1:Phil talks about going to a chili cook-of and road trip with his wife. KOCK presents, the Skippy & Frank Morning Show… no show is as wild or cutting edge as theirs!!! Phil talks about the Florida teacher who was shot by a student.Hour 2:”Donut Ass Ripple” Attorney-at-law Harvey Wireman joins the program to discuss the $100 million dollar lawsuit filed by fisherman Donato Dalrymple. Mr.Wireman is considering filing a countersuit against Mr. Dalrymple for creating a national crisis by pullHour 3:Private pilot Art Griego joins the program to talk about the recent hijacking in the Philippines. Phil tells the story of his draft dodging friend.

Posted in Classic Shows, Harvey Wireman, Phil Media

Thursday, May 25, 2000

Hour 1:After a recent shooting in Queens New York, Phil is joined by Raj Faneen of the “Foundation for the Study of Humans.” Raj believes that Asian Americans are opening up pork restaurants in Black neighborhoods to prepare for a race war. Phil talks about beinHour 2:”Bend Over And Save A Life” Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary police are searching and questioning kids at local malls to make sure they’re not “planning some kind of Columbine caper.” Phil wants to get into merchandising for his radio show.Hour 3:Program director David G. Hall joins the program with new research that he claims will help get more 18-34 women to listen to the Phil Hendrie show.

Posted in Classic Shows, Jay Santos, Phil Media

Wednesday, May 24, 2000

Hour 1:Telemarketer Chris Norton joins the program, he is interested in being the first man to join the National Organization for Women. Chris says he wants to become more familiar with the political needs of women, stand up for women’s rights, and have lots ofHour 2:”From My Cold Dead Hands” Advertising exec Brad Rifkin joins the program to comment on the “from my cold dead hands” comment made recently by Charleton Heston. Phil talks about live police shootings, the television show “Titus”, and Sailor Moon.Hour 3:”(T.Rex) Can’t Get No Satisfaction” RC Collins joins the program to talk about teenage sex and masturbation, he believes that T.Rex is extinct because his arms were too short to masturbate. Phil reads from a “self care” catalog, talks about his tuesday ni

Posted in Chris Norton, Classic Shows, Phil Media

Tuesday, May 23, 2000

Hour 1:”The Stock Market And You” Restaurant owner Ted Bell joins the program to share his knowledge on the recent crash of “dot com” websites. Phil talks about America Airlines canceling their ads on the Dr.Laura Show.Hour 2:”Michael J. Fox” Margaret Grey believes actor Michael J. Fox pretended to have Parkinson’s to get the attention of Hollywood producers.Hour 3:”Hef Hefner & the Playboy Rabbits” Mavis Leonard joins the program, she turned her grandson onto the Playboy channel after she caught him masturbating to a Macy’s brazier ad. Phil reads Fathers Day gift ideas from a mail-order catalog.

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media, Ted Bell

Monday, May 22, 2000

Hour 1:Manager Bob Green joins the program to talk about his grocery stores controversial new method. Mr.Green is weighing his customers when they enter and again when they leave to help prevent shrinkage.Hour 2:”Thank Goodness For Herbal-Life” Lifelong “Herbal-Life” user Bobbie Dooley joins the program to share her testimony. Bobbie says Herbal-Life saved her from putting her fat, unattractive kids out of their misery. Phil talks about actor Bernie Kopell.Hour 3:”The Andy Gump Incident” Steve Bosell is suing a co-worker for opening an Andy Gump while he was pulling up his pants which caused him to burn the tip of his penis on the hot asphalt.

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media, Steve Bosell

Friday, May 19, 2000

Hour 1:”NRA Superstore” Austin Amarka from Landcaster, CA says he would not set foot in L.A. unless the NRA puts a megastore in the city, which Austin claims would put the fear of God into any criminal.Hour 2:”Psychokinetic Sexual Energy” Chris Norton joins the program to talk about nightclub fires. Chris believes a lot of these night club fires are caused by bottled up psychokinetic sexual energy.Hour 3:Lil Ian Anderson calls to wish Who guitarist Pete Townsend a happy 55th birthday. Phil talks about the “british invasion”, American music television of the 60’s, and pirate radio. Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern County joins the program to talk ab

Posted in Austin Amarka, Classic Shows, Phil Media

Thursday, May 18, 2000

Hour 1:”Hustler Magazine Lawsuit” High School student RC Collins joins the program to discuss the lawsuit involving a teenager who received a copy of “Huster” in the mail instead of Big Brother Skateboarding magazine. Phil talks about Ted Bundy and the minds ofHour 2:”The Pope Is Backed Up” Rudy Canosa believes the reason the Pope is not feeling well is because he has not had sex in over 60 years.Hour 3:”Glock In My Bitches Ribs” Lloyd Bonifide discusses the NRA and explains why we have the Million Mom March to thank for the recent surge in membership.

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media, RC Collins

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