Hour 1: Carl Misla, who works for the Canadian National News Service, believes that Guy Ritchie was raised under the English code of honor and virtue and when you get a woman pregnant, you marry her. As such, Guy is taking a bullet or falling on his sword by marrying Madonna (an aging Italian American diva, a fishwife). Carl later notes that Italian women have massive amounts of pubic hair, and you almost have to shave them before you have sex with them. Hour 2: Ted Bell is driving a large SUV and says you better make room for him on the roads and at gas stations. If your car gets hit, you’ll have to be cut out with the Jaws of Life. Phil closes talking about classic rock, Lynyrd Skynyrd, winter wrecks. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil remembers a couple of years ago taking pills Maria laid out and wondered if he was being poisoned, rants about disability insurance. Mavis Leonard checks in to say golf is a game, not a sport. SECOND HALF. People that can’t tell jokes, a maniac in an SUV. Close with flashbacks.