Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier, high school football ‘strategist’, says US forces should use his expertise. SECOND HALF. “I’m an American” Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide saw his wife come out of the shower with a towel on her head and a blowdryer and thought she was a terrorist. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about the Taliban and identification laws. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Bud Dickman’s NFL picks. Phil talks about the FCC crackdown on radio obscenity. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman’s Top Ten while wearing a gas mask.