Hour 1: Dean Wheeler with California Chi Experience. a sweat lodge followed by an enema from the barrel of a Winchester to cleanse warmongering Americans of latent guilt. SECOND HALF. Phil hates IFBs, talks about movies. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos is shutting down the Vagina Monologues, throwing burkas over the actors to encourage some self-reflection. It turns out that when he was a kid his mom showed him her ‘gina, and he gets into hysterics over women out there talking about their genitals. SECOND HALF. Afghanistan news, Carl Chodillia with deep fried peanut butter sandwiches. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Jeff Dowder claims he was in the Army and had to use all kinds of laughable makeshift equipment. SECOND HALF. Phil on Vietnam, push-starting his car, autos in general.