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Monthly Archives: April 2002

Tuesday, April 30, 2002

Hour 1: Chris Norton wants to take someone’s underage daughter to the prom in a limo and take nude pics. Phil closes talking about having food poisoning from eating at the chicken place down the street. Hour 2: Don Parsley lost a wife and kid in the Iowa tornado and asks for money but his story falls apart. Tall Tornado Tales. Closes with Debbie being told what’s up [DJB]. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media

Monday, April 29, 2002

Hour 1: Art Griego says that the LA Race Riots occurred because of Jay Leno replacing Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: RC Collins will not fight for his country unless he’s allowed to listen to Eminem. Ends with rap song Straight Out of Chatsworth.

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media

Friday, April 26, 2002

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler is an attorney demanding a day of all-Spanish narration at Disneyworld rides. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is trying to get the Spiderman movie pulled because it should shoot webs out of its butt and because his kid says his Navy uniform makes Lloyd look like Donald Duck. Veterans Against Spiderman.

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Thursday, April 25, 2002

Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is trying to work Special Event Custody into his divorce arrangement since having kids around helps him score with other women. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

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Wednesday, April 24, 2002

Hour 1: Bob Green (10m) is a porn director whose daughter will be visiting for Take Your Child To Work Day. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder says Robert Blake is innocent because celebrities are image-conscient, and people who don’t live in LA don’t understand. He gets pissed those who want to move to another country — one caller will not stop talking.

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Tuesday, April 23, 2002

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover says Robert Blake killed his wife because she was nagging him for sex — he says when she showed her breasts, he naturally shot her. After all, sex had become boring but women would rather be dead than cheated on. Hour 3: Jay Santos is inspecting kids cracks for hidden contraband drugs. He’s looking for “Smack-Mules” where heroin hidden in the underwear of children.

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Monday, April 22, 2002

Hour 1: Steve & Bobbie say all Catholic priests are molesters, all Italians are Mafia and all Jews are tight with money [DJB]. Hour 2: Doug Dannger presents his What’s Hot & What’s Not list, but his picks are all obsolete by 5 or 10 years. he says not to argue with him because he’s got HomoVision. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Posted in Classic Shows, Phil Media

Friday, April 19, 2002

Hour 1: Clara Bingham says Martin Luther King’s dream of equality is about to be realized with the acquittal of Robert Blake [DJB]. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing the estate of Robert Blake because he wanked to a nude picture not knowing it was an autopsy photo. Steve is worried he’s a necrophiliac.

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Thursday, April 18, 2002

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier (9 minutes in) says that the American friendly fire incident on Canadian troops was a cover-up for shooting at Americans. Vernon says he was in the CIA. Hour 3: Margaret Gray believes that because of post-OJ backlash, Robert Blake will be found guilty, even if he isn’t [DJB].

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Wednesday, April 17, 2002

Hour 1: Ted Bell wants to cancel the NBA playoffs because of the terror threat. He just wants the championship be awarded to the Lakers. Hour 2: James Wickham on the Catholic church scandal. He says Protestants are also molesting kids but aren’t being persecuted like the Catholics are [DJB]. Hour 3: Roland Schwinn of “Fat Pride” is suing CBS over the fact that fat people are not being represented on Survivor.

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