NASCAR Slow Down!!

Paul "Tubby" Lane wants to implement some new changes in the world of NASCAR... starting with reducing the speed of the cars to 75 MPH!! from August 2002.(0:04:03)

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Caribou Molestation

Wildlife analyst Paul Lane believes the rumor that Ms. Barton started the Colorado fire over emotion stress from being mounted by a Caribou without her consent! from June 2002.(0:05:53)

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Compensation For Police Chase

Mr.Lane explains that he deserves compensation for services rendered by entertaining millions leading police on a nationally televised car chase. from May 2002.(0:04:21)

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FireBreak Consultants

Mr. Lane's company assists firefighters by flying high over occurring fires and assessing the quickest route for the them to take in order to get to the more expensive homes that [...]

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Gay NASCAR!

Mr. Lane wants to petition the governing body in charge of NASCAR to get an exact figure on how many of the drivers are gay! He needs to know due to the fact his son wants to be a [...]

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Dinner With A Driver

Paul "Tubby" Lane joins the program to promote a contest where you can win dinner and walk on the beach with a NASCAR driver of your choice. from May 2003.(0:19:06)

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Drafting Cars

Paul "Tubby" Lane believes the time honored racing tactic of "drafting" can be used on freeways to save gasoline. Smaller cars can draft behind larger "gas pigs." from April [...]

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