Who is your top pick for the Phil Hendrie/Vernon Dozier MAA-MAA of the day, huh? Any of you need your MOMM-EEE? Bobbie Dooley, Gloria Grover (Larry's mom) Mrs Dozier (Vernons mother who kissed him full on the lips everyday before school) Margaret Grey, Mavis Leonard (Roberts aunt and proxy mom)  Well, what about it?

......but I got a pair to prove they don't have power over me"-Margaret Grey

             Margaret felt a hand going up her thgh as she listened to this band Father James McQuarters was our in studio visitor this morning. He discussed with us at one point exorcism and his encounter with a "kid that was faking it. I stood over him and began the incantations and so forth and the kid reached up, just like Linda Blair did in that G.d. movie, and grabbed a hold of my nut sack." Dr. Jim Sadler discussed 'body dysmorphia' which is a condition people with anorexia have; that is seeing a body shape that isn't there. At that moment a colleague of Dr. Sadler's walked by and asked Sadler if he had "body dysmorphia of the dick." Sadler, as usual, hung up with his feelings hurt. Margaret Grey joined Bobbie Dooley for the Bobbie Dooley Podcast and discussed the "demonism of some of the music that Phil plays." They concluded that kids aren't at risk, just the parents. Margaret in fact smoked a joint with Frank years ago in a parked car while listening to Venom and felt a phantom demon hand "crawling up my inner thigh to the crotch of my panty-girdle."

                                                  Margaret's Big Mouth Lots of earthquake talk at the beginning of the show. Margaret Grey brought on her husband Frank to challenge General Shaw's insolence but all it did was bond the two men together against her "big bazoo" as Frank calls Margaret's big mouth. General Shaw also was angry at what he saw as Malaysian incompetence. "I wanna go down there and knock their tiny little heads together." Dr. Ron Tarner let it slip that he has remarried and he had a meltdown over the fact he now will not receive spousal support money from his ex-wife....  A bunch of other stuff...

                                       Obama and the Red Soxm Tuesday The Phil Hendrie Show this morning kicked off with Larry Grover bagging on Obama for "wasting time with the Boston Bostocks and their World Series when there are so many more important things going on." The interview fell to new lows when Larry's mother once again came on the line and initimated some sexual contact between herself and Larry.... Margaret Grey and Dean Wheeler tried to speak on behalf of Mississippi death row inmate Michelle Byrom but couldn't ever really pronounce her last name properly and diidn't know the method of capital punishment in the state, assuming they "just throw a rope over a tree branch..." Steve Bosell was crying about Mark Zuckerberg getting 3 billion dollars in stock options even as he watched the LA County fire guys flying over his property and bare-assing him for the second straight year

     "Beat the spread" is another phrase now on the Margaret Grey "Filth Watch List" Phil introduced Nikki via Skype from the DC area. The crew talked about the continuing search for Malaysia Airlines 370. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was into his report when suddenly General Gaylen Shaw, angry for some reason, said he didn't want to talk anymore to "this Mr. Santos from the Citizens Dick-suckery Police..." Bud Dickman ran afoul of Margaret Grey for remarking that someone was good at "putting asses in seats and, if you will, asses on faces." Also The Stephen Colbert Report's so-called offensive tweet was kicked around by Phil and Nikki. Some suit at Comedy Central tweeted some lame shit on the Colbert Report account and got Colbert in trouble, people thinking he was firing up a chapter of the anti-Chinese League.  Margaret Grey let Nikki know the phrases that carry strong double entendre and that she'll have "none of" They are: blow by blow, that's a mouthful, lickity-split, he's a handful, they were licked, I beat the spread. There are others but you get the idea. On the Bobbie Dooley Podcast, Bobbie demonstrates and also has a tape handy of the way she sounds when "Steve gives it to her good.:" BSP's download todays Pre-Show and if you no have no BSP then you get and you like.