A 'frenzied, tribal chant, not a nice Christian mambo" On our show tonight, David G. Hall checked in to pass along his fiance Tabatha's observations. She liked Phil doing the Dina Lohan story but didn't want to hear, yet again, his tired old tale of the time his girlfriend saved him from a tornado. Meanwhile Margaret Grey let slip the fact she hates the Hukilau song, a song Phil remembered singing in kindergarten. Margaret felt the song was a frenzied "animist, tribal chant, not a nice Christian mambo." Turns out though the real reason she hates the song is it reminds her of Hawaii, more to the point a guy named "Junior" ("All men in Hawaii over the age of 50 are named 'Junior'") who she spent two "sun drenched years with, only to be dropped off half naked at the end of a runway near Honolulu International Airport." Margaret also talked about her "close personal friend Dina Lohan who, I am sorry to say, I'd like to knock all the teeth out of, gag, truss up and throw into a sports car with a brick on the accelerator."  

Harvey Weirman and Frank Grey debated the fine legal point of whether or not Margaret Grey has the right to belch on air. She is a woman after all and as such can handle spicey foods better than a man. So she contends she shouldn't be punished for enjoying a ham, gorgonzola and cheddar on rye with Gulden's mustard before everyshow. After all, if she isn't allowed to belch she'll "blow her esophagus to bits." Other claptrap

Margaret Grey and David G. Hall cautioned Phil against showing "Bloody Pit of Horror" on PhilTV tonight for fear of turning off a potential advertiser, one whose product is a pill for spastic colon. Bud Dickman challenged the computing ability of Phil and Dr. Ron Tarner when he said that he does indeed spend four hours a day sitting on a toilet which Dr. Tarner figured meant three times an hour at five minutes a clip for 16 hours. Margaret and Bud both told Dr. Tarner he was wrong and Tarner figured Margaret said that because she has the hots for Stephen Hawking... Phil talked about early "nudie" actress Davee Decker and dancing A bunch of other shit

                                        "Wee" Willie Keeler Tonight RC Collins hosted a BSP-A-Thon, bringing on guests Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman, Herb Sewell, Vernon Dozier, Pastor William Rennick, Lloyd Bonafide, Justin MdcElroy, David G. Hall and his in studio co-host Cadet Watson. We found out about the multiple drug addictions his mother has, the deep pockets of his father and how Bradley Military Academy is taking advantage of them, Watsons criminal past and many other heretofore unexplored areas of RC's life. Margaret Grey came back to take another run at "You Only Live Twice" with the same disastrous results. Lloyd Bonafide tried it and it blew chim-PON-zee as well. Harvey Weirman read the cadets the riot act while Herb Sewell couldn't get through to them at all. Vernon Dozier took exception to them mocking "Wee Willie" Keeler and Pastor Rennick defined what a "wog", a "chog" and a "chawog" was. Justin McElroy trfied to talk baseball with them but they didn't get that either and David G. Hall tried to keep the whole thing on the rails. Meanwhile, Cadet Watson hinted at a history of abusing animals and sex with his aunt.  

Will she be on oxygen soon like Larry? Jeff Dowdder and Harvery Weirman had a debate about Dancing with the Stars with Jeff taking the con side but Harvey, imagining he could actually get a date with Nancy Grace, taking the pro side. Also Ted Bell and General Gaylen Shaw discussed SEALTeam 6 and the apparent discrepancy in stories concerning how the mission to kill Bin Laden was actually conducted. Ted felt the disgruntled SEALS should be reprimanded with the words "I will take a giant dump on you" and "You'll be standing tall before the man." Margaret Grey and Bobbie Dooley debated Kim Kardashians size as her pregnancy becomes more evident with Bobbie predicting that a year from now Kardashian will be on oxygen, the size of a house with another kid on the way and Kanye will be at some club in VIP with a "thin, delicate, waif-like Asian......boy!" Again we do apologize that the videocast comes in two parts as the stream was accidentally shut down last night