RC Collins kicked off the show to say that "just say no to sex" is full of it. Teens NEED sex, because otherwise horomones will force them to have sex with animals. Larry Grover joined us in the second hour. He didn't show up for work because he's too depressed about the GOP Senator switching parties. Harvey Wireman and some other characters called in to sue Phil for making them so fucked up. Phil then went on a rant about the "no nukes" protests of the '70s, classic rock acts doing only new songs live, Newport Beach's noise laws, kids being coddled, Fox Sports show, and his childhood trip to Canada. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.

Brad Riffkin started the show by saying that Italians don't mind being called Dego or Wop or Guinnea. You can't call Jews "kike" or blacks the "N" word, but you can call the Dego oily. RC Collins joined us in the second hour to give his Sopranos Report of the season finale. Some listeners then called in to talk about the finale. Herb Sewell came on in the final hour to talk about the energy crisis. Herb thinks that energy is simply going to cost more. You need to get used to it. Phil closed the show with a rant about cops filling a quota by just sitting outside of bars and giving DUIs.

Doug Dannger kicked off the show to say that gay athletes should stay in the closet so they don't cause straight guys to go into slumps because they're worried that gay guys are lookin' at their butts. RC Collins then came on the show to give his pre-Sopranos report. Phil then took calls from listeners for the rest of the hour to talk tabout the Sopranos. Chris Norton started the final hour. He said that you should dress nice because then you can treat a date pretty much anyway you want. Like callin' her a bitch. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.

David G. Hall started the show to ask Phil why he wasn't doing schtick about Perry Como dying. Bud then talks about Como's songs. Phil then went into a rant about playing the game Taboo with the kids and having to describe Heffner. The oldest kid describes him as a "pimp", which is different from how Phil's generation saw him. Steve Bosell wrapped up the first hour to talk about his wife's dad visiting from Houston. Steve wants to do business with him, but doesn't know who he roots for in basketball, so he's worried that his father-in-law won't like him if he roots for the wrong team. Bob Green joined us in the second hour as a sports agent. He said that Rodman's 40th B-day bash was busted up by cops. It's racial profiling. Then RC Collins gave his weekly Sopranos Report. Phil then had some comments on the Blake murder. And David G. Hall wrapped up the show to tell Phil that it was the best hour of talk radio that he's ever done.

Jay Santos kicked off the show. He wanted to say something to the old people in the audience who use their RVs to go to Yellowstone, etc. Jay thinks that they should spend that gas money visiting their grandkids instead of making the young family spend money to visit them! Lloyd Bonafide joined us in the second hour to announce that he's gone completely manual in his house. He sweats his ass off and his neighbors while his neighbors are using all kinds of juice. RC Collins wrapped up the second hour with his weekly Sopranos report. Phil then went on a rant about the power outages. Steve Bosell called in during the third hour to talk about his son being bullied at school. He wants to dress his son up like a mobster so the bullies will leave him alone.

Bob Greene started off the show to discuss the writers strike. He thinks that it's the fault of TV viewers who watch reality shows now. They do that because they are jealous that writers are smarter than they are. Doug Dannger joined the show in the second hour to gloat about his correct Survivor prediction. He demands an apology from Phil. Dave closed the second hour to answer Phil's question: How would you do on Survivor? Dave says that producers feed them McDonalds and it would be touger in an urban area. RC Collins then calls in to say that Dave is full of crap. Brass Villenheuva started the third hour to tell people not to disrespect Cinco De Mayo. "It's my culture and important to me, but I don't know what it's all about." Phil then wrapped up the show by playing, "Keep Phil From Hanging Up on You."

Phil took today off. The first hour was Assassination Radio: Michael Jackson will tour. Also, RC Collins' Black Youth Leader from 4/17 hour 1. Dave Oliva from 3/28 hour 1. And Lloyd wrapped things up from 3/26 hour 3.

Bobbie Dooley started the show to say that gas prices don't affect her. Her neighbor commented that they might get rid of their Yukon because of high gas prices. She'll pile kids into her car like the "Spanish." Margaret Grey kicked off the second hour. She says that low self-esteem from doing shitty movies has caused Robert Downey Jr. to do all those drugs. RC Collins closed the second hour with his Sopranos report. Phil then started the third hour with a rant about stuff Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville should do... He then continued on to do a bit called "keep Phil from hanging up on you." Phil then wrapped up the show to tell a story about crapping in his underwear as a kid.

Phil kicked off the show to discuss breaking news: Michael Jackson will perform at Madison Square Garden this summer. Oh, the horror of it all. RC Collins joined us to close the first hour. He wants to be a leader in the Black Youth movement. So what if he's white? RC feels their pain. His slogan is, "Back to Africa: A new idea again." Bobbie Dooley was on in the second hour to talk about the 2 year anniversary of the Columbine shooting. She wants to eliminate all record and mention of Columbine to prevent future attacks. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from listeners.

Lloyd Bonafide kicked off the show to say that he wants to volunteer to go to DC to shoot the Chinese pandas at the zoo as payback for the hostage deal. Ted Bell joined us in the second hour. Ted said that Phil didn't announce that Ted would be at the post office wearing tennis shorts and a sweater so he could get into the front of the line. He pays lots of taxes and should get to cut in line. RC Collins finished the second hour with his Sopranos report. Dean Wheeler wrapped up the show with his report, "This Ain't LA: An Overview of the Cincinnati Riots." Dean thinks the Cincy riot won't be as good as the LA riots because LA has warm, sunny weather and palm trees, so people will care more.