Is the government looking to siphon our minds dry as Vernon Dozier and Jay Santos of the Third Wheel Society articulated on Wednesday night show? Tonight, the show returns with Don Berman and a young friend, Davey Cullen , a kid Don tried to help with weight loss as he dieted too for a news segment. Turned out though that Don would ride in a pace car eating Debbie Cakes and peanut butter sandwichs because he needed to keep his strength up for the 6pm news whiole Davey jogged behind it, tied to it with a rope. Don also was bringing Debbie Cakes to Davey's house because he had the hots for Davey's older sister... Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police came on to argue the "false-flag conspiracy theory" whereby the government fakes terrorist events to further strip rights from private citizens... When Jay butchers it up, Vernon Dozier comes on to try and save it by stating that he believes the government has put a camera in his toilet and that Janet Jackson was "locking eyes with me" while appearing on television. And other crap

                                        "Wee" Willie Keeler Tonight RC Collins hosted a BSP-A-Thon, bringing on guests Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman, Herb Sewell, Vernon Dozier, Pastor William Rennick, Lloyd Bonafide, Justin MdcElroy, David G. Hall and his in studio co-host Cadet Watson. We found out about the multiple drug addictions his mother has, the deep pockets of his father and how Bradley Military Academy is taking advantage of them, Watsons criminal past and many other heretofore unexplored areas of RC's life. Margaret Grey came back to take another run at "You Only Live Twice" with the same disastrous results. Lloyd Bonafide tried it and it blew chim-PON-zee as well. Harvey Weirman read the cadets the riot act while Herb Sewell couldn't get through to them at all. Vernon Dozier took exception to them mocking "Wee Willie" Keeler and Pastor Rennick defined what a "wog", a "chog" and a "chawog" was. Justin McElroy trfied to talk baseball with them but they didn't get that either and David G. Hall tried to keep the whole thing on the rails. Meanwhile, Cadet Watson hinted at a history of abusing animals and sex with his aunt.  

                    What do you think? Margaret and Phil spoke briefly with golf writer Chris Garvin on tthe blossoming romance between Tiger Woods and Lynnsey Vonn and how they look good together, primarily because their respective skin tones are complimentary.... Vernon Dozier and Doug Dannger discussed the new Miami Dolphin logos and color combinations being considered for the 2013 season. Vernon did not feel the Dolphins should continue to "mock the dolphin" by putting a little football helmet on its head because "dolphins will hold a grudge, don't worry about it." Larry Grover debated Phil on the gay marriage issue with Larry still convinced that legalizing gay marriage is wrong. But he was troubled by what he called his "life of sin" and wants to get right with God. That's why he revealed to Phil and the crew his "worst sin ever...."

                    Elizabeth Hasselbeck....her best day hasn't arrived yet Don Berman joined the show tonight to weigh in on Elizabeth Hasselbeck staying on with "The View" even as Joy Behar departs. "Elizabeth Hasselbecks best day will be the day she walks into Barbara Walters office and tells her "Thank you ma'm for the opportunity to take up precious air time that would have been better used by someone with more intelligence and skill.' And after saying that, she opens a fourth floor windown and steps out. Vernon Dozier and Steve Bosell debated whether or not Phil used "baby talk" when he mispoke during his interview with Steve this evening. Bosell was arguing on behalf of internet privacy. While Mr. Bosell was videotaped at a batchelor party defecating on a sleeping guest, he doesn't feel that should used against him in any future business dealings.... And a bunch of other crap