David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier both ganged up on Phil to make he sure he didn't "get his cookies" reading about an Alabama man who was given two years in jail for dragging his testicles over another mans face, a man that had passed out drunk after a football game... Brian H. Downing is going away for 2 years for 'bagging a guys face Art Griego's "Constrictor" was demonstrated tonight. Supposedly fastened around a mans testicles and tightened, it can make a mans voice sound as high-pitched as possible. In the case of black men, as demonstrated by Milwaukee radio host Cat Sampson, it can make them sound white Phil talked about how tired he was of Jack from the Jack in the Box ads...and got into an argument with Bud, Robert and Margaret over whether he's a "Jack in the Box" or a clown.... Lindsay Lohan having been arrested in the "meatpacking district" of New York Thursday night was occasion for Margaret Grey to opine that Lohan was arrested for prostitution. "If you're arrested in the meatpacking district figure it out!"

It was Vernon Dozier  talking with Phil about Jack Taylor, the college basketball player who scored 138 points Tuesday night... Llloyd Bonafide meanwhile called in to remember "Bevo" Francis who held the previous mark of 116 pts from 1953. Lloyd pronounced it "bee-vo" by the way which Margaret said was "disgusting." Clarence "Bevo" Francis.... or Bee-vo as lloyd calls him Doug Dannger, self described 'gay man and gay journalist' and using his patented 'gay shorthand' speech' reported on San Francisco's nudity ban. He accused a straight group called "Friends," a group that opposes the ban, of doing an obscene nude yoga in the Castro. "They bend over, spread, feel up there," he said using the so-called shorthand.... Chef Carl Chodillia made a guest appearance on "Ironswine" as well as a brief appearance with Phil mourning the loss of Hostess... Frank Grey almost lost it with Margaret, by the way, when he couldn't pin her down on why she says Portland is so "eclectic."

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil he found it 'suspicious" that Obama won the popular vote by a narrow margin but won electoral votes by a wide margin. So he called up Major Elvis Newtons grandson, Corey Newton, at his 'private university' San Diego State, and asaked him to head up to LA to figure it out, he being a guy who studies math "or how to add things up."Austin Amarca debated Vernon Dozier on the subject of the film 'Lincoln' and whether or not it was a 'slap to the face' of the Texas secession 'movement.' Kimberly Guilfoyle seconds after downing a TwinkieBobbie and Steve Dooley came on the show to protest what they claimed was a slow-motion shot of Kimberly Guilfoyle on Fox 'eating a Twinkie in slow motion."

Phil's special guests tonight were Art Griego, who had a hard time breathing after saying the word "vagina and Steve Bosell who got a "Tourette's like reaction" when he tried to say the words "tinkle" or "Tinker Bell." Phil got him to replace Tinker Bell with Taco Bell. "Oh thank God" said Steve.Tinker Bell? No, Taco Bell! Margaret Grey and Vernon Dozier discuess Vernons recent conversion to Obama in the 2012 election. What changed his mind? The image of Romney being elected and then "sliding on the latex gloves so he can stick his hands down my wife's.....you know."