Hour 1:Justin McElroy is planning a student walkout at his school on March 10th... if George W. Bush does not immediately withdraw troops from Iraq then the students will strike. Justin expects a 100% participation from students whether or not they believe in the cause.Hour 2:R.C. promotes his new Bradley Military Academy gear that will be available in the Phil Hendrie Souvenir Shop... Jay Santos, Bobbie, and Ted call in to get their merch plugs in. Larry Grover calls in to tell Phil he enjoys the show better when it's pre-recorded. Phil plays the Mint Green Jingle submitted by a listener from Sweetfeatheryjesus.com. David G. Hall plays the "Saw an American" jingle and then Raj Faneen calls in to sing it. Phil plays a clip of Combover Boy. Jeff Dowder comments on the 1 million dollar Ferrari that crashed on the P.C.H.Hour 3:Bob Greene of Frazier Foods to talk about the Brokeback Mountain Olympics, a contest where married women put bananas down their throat.

Hour 1:Jay Santos joins the program to talk about the "Citizens Auxiliary Police Basketball Follies," an entertainment/comedy basketball team he has devised that performs at high schools around Southern California. Jay discusses the fact that after their performances they'll often meet up with the kids (most of which happen to be girls) and take them out for some fast food in their convertibles.Hour 2:Grocer Bob Greene discusses a new policy at Frazier Foods: They are asking customers that write checks to have them completely filled out before they get to the check stand.Hour 3:Chiropractor Kyle Holster joins the program to help fix Phil's bad neck. Phil talks about "Teachers", his upcoming Super bowl event appearance, gay people, Trey Parkers wedding reception, and Coach Jags. Jeff Dowder calls in, he wants residuals for his work in "Team America." Phil talks about KFI under heat for Islamic remarks.

Hour 1:Bobby & Steve Dooley have a new sex tape that shows what sex is like when you're love. Phil talks about Barry Cowsill, who was found dead under a pier in New Orleans. Jeff Dowder feels he was used by Clear Channel after the Dowder Quiz Flashback. Phil BBQ'd on a Weber and loved it. Phil rips into other radio shows including David Lee Roth sucking in NY. Phil reads some e-mail.Hour 2:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary police are walking into homes of people who leave their doors unlocked to help them learn about the dangers of a home invasion.Hour 3:Phil talks about his old general manager, Bob Green. Phil reads some e-mails and talks about Pat Robertson and his step-daughter Katherine. Dave Oliva & R.C. Collins debate the topic of Gov.Arnold Schwarzenegger's motorcycle accident. Phil talks about the movie "Indecent Proposal."