Hour 1:Margaret Gray says Chimpanzees she says "chimponzies". Phil discusses the fact that Louisiana State University will not let the The New Orleans Saints use their stadium...Phil believes the Saints should play in Los Angeles. Phil plays a listener flashback called Mud out your ass from the Best Of 2003 C.D. R.C. Collins and Lloyd Bonafide are in studio to debate. Lloyd is pissed because R.C. grabbed the back-end of of Lloyd's R.V. Phil talks about the looting in New Orleans. R.C. and Lloyd are at the Palos Verde Bluff playing chicken. A caller calls the show and is pissed because Phil is not caring for New Orleans victims...Phil says that looter's in New Orleans have guns.Hour 2:Bob Greene who owns "Bob's Novelties" says his store has been greatly affected by Hurricane Katrina...Callers are so upset. They tell Bob that he is disgusting and he should not begin to ask for Hurricane relief when there are so many others in need...Phil closes the hour by mentioning he used to go into Joke Novelty Shops.Hour 3:Earl Pants Car Talk...opens the hour and takes questions from callers...What do you do if your Brakes go out is the question of the hour. Phil takes follow up calls from stores on different surveys. Phil discusses the 6 degrees of George Bush, a caller calls in an links Bush to Hitler. Phil Discusses New Orleans and it's many troubles. He also discusses the fact that the city itself is a very poor town. Hal and Viola call in and tell Phil that Viola ate a cheese log. Phil talks about Radio Website Surveys...and in closing Phil takes a moment to say New Orleans is in Serious trouble tonight.

Hour 1:Phil has Tonga River Fever...shock and amazement goes over the air as Phil's voice has changed to that of a woman. Jeff Dowder comes on and decides to sing a song called "Good Bye Gaza Strip." Bill Clendenon who is a radio consultant comes on to talk to Phil. Phil has a problem, he can't understand anything he says. Margaret Gray calls in tell Phil she is celebrating Sean Penn's Birthday. Phil sends him a present...that explodes. Bob Greene tells Phil he asked his employees to pick up produce on the way into work to save on gas used by big trucks. Bob thinks they should do it and reminds them where they would be without him...in the fields. David G. Hall interrupts Phil and tell's him not to use the words "dictate" and "Stuck It In".Hour 2:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins Phil and talks about how his sons teacher talked to him rudely. As time goes on Ted tell's Phil that all he wanted was for his son to tip his teacher $100 so he could get a better grade. Listeners call in saying he handled it inappropriately and that it was not a representation of Father and Son bonding...and maybe he should think about home schooling and stop being so materialistic.Hour 3:Lloyd Bonafide is on to talk about taking his grandson to see March of the Penguins. He said there were stupid kids their distracting and talking throughout the movie. Callers think he is acting like a disgruntled old man and that his grandson behaves better than him. R.C. Collins comes on to explain to Phil and the listeners that Katherine Harris has a nice pair. He decides to explain Straight Out of Chatsworth. R.C. used to be goth...Phil closes the show with his view of March of the Penguins and the Origins of Man.