Monday, February 16, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green encourages people to rubberneck at accident scenes because it makes them aware of the pain of life. Hour 3: Margaret Gray supports gay marriage but doesn't want people bringing up her lesbian flings from college. FLASHBACK. Jay Santos on Valentines.

Thursday, January 22, 2004 Hour 1: Bob Green's restaurant was visited by a TV station and they found rat droppings. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, January 14, 2004 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching neighborhood kids aggressive combat techniques, whether the parents like it or not. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green doesn't allow employees to microwave meals at his store because it's usually a lot of garbage food. He says they become diabetic and turn into junkies, and you'd better not be "in the bathroom needling up on my time".

Tuesday, January 6, 2004 Hour 1: Bob Green claims that the British monarchy killed off Lady Di to protect Arabs from usurping the throne. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, December 29, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of parts of 2003-12-29 hour one, 2002-09-17 hour one and 2002-09-19 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-10-15 hour one. Sports talk messes up David's betting strategies. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-10 hour two. Bob Green's hair system.

Tuesday, December 16, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is president of an HOA and is demanding homeowners thank those who supported Bush following Saddam's capture. Hour 3: Bob Green is a supermarket manager who told an employee with an austistic child 'Here is your Christmas bonus. we caught Saddam'.

Friday, December 5, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green treats his anxiety by trolling people. He'll drive around playgrounds and pretend to be a pervert, just to get a reaction. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, November 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins is a cadet who doesn't want to fight for a country that persecutes Michael Jackson. Hour 3: Bob Green says people are not thankful to supermarket owners during the Thanksgiving season, and he will not let people out of the store unless they give thanks.

Monday, November 10, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green fired a supermarket employee for criticizing his "hair system". Hour 3: Justin McElroy talks about Youth National Day of Apology where adults apologize for how they treat kids.

Friday, October 31, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green demands 20 percent of all his employees' lottery winnings because his premises are often used for planning the lottery win. Hour 2: Ted Bell emphasizes that parents must have the passwords to their kids computers so they can snoop. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler runs a couples workshop which encourages the men to play out aggressive fantasies.