Doug Dannger weighed in on the demise of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." The self-described "gay man and gay journalist" said there's gonna be a lot of gay soldiers looking to "make someone pay" on the battlefield for all the discrimination they've dealt with.... Steve Bosell has been trying to learn to dance to impress his wife and daughter after they asked him if he could dance as well as Chaz Bono. Steve felt humiliated when they said "a 'gender danced better than me." Steve was playing a recording of "The Hustle" and getting winded going through the steps. That's when Margaret Grey called and started singing the song ("'The Hustle' has words Phil") but then her voice "got stuck" an octave higher than normal...

Tonight Robert Green of Frazier Foods in a wide ranging interview about the abuse of grocery coupons by many customers, saving them enormous amounts of money but unfailry punishing supermarkets as well as his comments on the possibility of a strike and his "$15,000 hair system" which he says is mockedf constantly by his checkers. Also Steve Bosell commented on the forthcoming appearance of Chaz Bono on "Dancing With The Stars" and how "a he that was a she gets a shot at something like Lacey Schwimmer and I ain't never had a shot at something like that."

Bob Green of Frazier Foods talked with Phil about the pressure he and other businessmen are under with this recession. The only way for him to let off a little steam and feel like he was makinjg a political statment was to tear up peoples food stamps when they came in the store or pretend to wipe his arm pits with them. Now that the debt ceiling bill has been passed there is money backing up those food stamps and Bob doesn't even have that pressure release anymore. Additionally, during the interview, some employee of Bob's put his lap-top in the microwave by mistake and blew it to pieces. Steve Bosell has been disgusted by the Warren Jeffs, FLDS cult controversy and the fact there is now an audio tape of Jeffs having sex with an underage girl. Steve wants to sue the entire Mormon Church because Steve feels his own morality has been degraded by knowledge of the tapes existence and the fact that he, Steve, wants to "send away for one" once it's made available.

Tonight Steve Bosell took us on a weird journey through the land of "butt dial." When he accidentally calls his daughter from his truck she hears Steve singing along to "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. Well, by sundown the recording of it is all over CK Corona School and in the hands of it's dark head mistress Erica Dorton. Steve calls Delores Blasingame, his blood-sucking laweyer, to insure no one "thinks I'm gay" if they hear the recording... Dean Wheeler drives Phil nuts with the belief that because 40,000 stopped following President Obama on Twitter it's like a physical assault. Never mind they thought the President was spamming them with messages about raising the debt ceiling, Dean said is was "unpatriotic" to unfollow the President!

Jim Nancy from FACT (Free American Communication and Telecommunication) came on to talk about Rupert Murdoch and how it's very likely Murdoch is doing in America what he did in the UK, that is phone hacking. Jim suspects Murdoch sent around to Jim's apartment a screaming 12 year old boy who was loud enough to disrupt Jim's interviews of "victims of police violence." He said he told the kid to get lost and the kid "gave me the fingah'." Steve Bosell has that problem again: Not knowing there's something really wrong with him. Steve says his daughter received a new toy, the "Breast Milk Baby," a doll that teaches girls how to breast feed. Steve said that because of adult films featuring lactating women it's natural for any men to associate sex with breast feeding. And that's why Steve "popped one" when he saw his daughter using the "Breast Milk Baby" toy.