Friday, December 20, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a high school football coach who thinks it's rude to sit in your car with your blinkers on waiting for someone to come in from a store. He thinks it's fun to screw with people when they do this. Johnny Depp come on to endorse the show (but it's really Phil)...Phil explains the show. Bob Green from yesterday. Hour 2: Phil takes calls from people who are watching the Webcast. Bobbie Dooley from Western Estates Parent/Teacher association is on to talk about “A Christmas Carol.” She finds it to be anti-Semitic. The Bob Heverly show, Bob is filling in and he's drunk. Hour 3: Don Burman from Channel 19 News is having Muhammad replace Santa this year because Muhammad didn't do anything to have people follow him so he needs to do some work. Football picks. Phil takes more calls.

Wednesday, December 4, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Art Griego begins to say he does not like Christmas lights because it's a celebration of dead soldiers coming back from war. Hour 2: Phil talks about making money, reads a list of Saddam Hussein's offenses and takes some calls. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell and his guest General Johnson Jameson. Hour 3: Bob Green joins the show to discuss grocery check out people are being fazed out so he's offering them jobs as servers at a bachelor party at his house.

Friday, November 15, 2002 Show Log by Paulie Walnuts Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts things off talking about Army soldiers revealing their gay so they were let go. David G. Hall comes on the show to tell Phil that Bud is a vital part of the program. He implements the “show monitor” to see who is more interesting, Phil or Bud. Flashback with Bob Green. Joe Dickhead & The Professor with NFL picks while playing Marco Polo at Sportsman Water Park. Hour 2: Ted Bell is back...he's mad about Condoleezza Rice's security alert about Al-Qaeda because he's wealthy and doesn't want to be bothered with it. Ted was performed by Phil. Vernon is on with a flashback. Hour 3: Paul Lane joins the program demanding Bill France of Nascar reveal which seven drivers in the Cart circuit are homosexual. He drove professionally (in Sega games).

Thursday, November 14, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Paul" Dintino Hour 1: Eric Hester of the Center of Cosmetic Enhancement is on to talk about Michael Jackson is the most handsome man in America. He says his face is perfect. Hour 2: Bob Green is for Part 9 of Highway Safety and You. He does 55mph in the fast lane even though he's making people angry. He is being sued by a lady that miscarried because she got behind him and didn't make it to the hospital in time. Hour 3: Phil talks about some news including Bin Laden and terrorism. An expert panel with R.C. Collins. Some other news of the day.

Friday, November 1, 2002 Show Log by Paulus Dintinus Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing AT&T because his son doesn’t get any cell phone calls and AT&T doesn’t have how to get calls in their instruction manual. Joe Dickhead & the Professor with NFL picks while tap-dancing. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is on with her new book “Live Through Me.” It's a new series that lets women know what it’s like to be treated like a whore at P.F. Changs. Phil plays an excerpt from a 1962 radio show with Bob Crane on KFI AM 640. Flasback with Bob Green from yesterday's show. Hour 3 R.C. Collins chats with Phil about the demise of Bud Dickman, R.C.’s position on the show and Phil’s mental stability. All parties are created by Phil. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell “In Search Of Jack Frost” with General Johnson Jameson. Phil talks to R.C. again.

Thursday, October 31, 2002  Show Log by Paul "Paul" Dintino Hour 1: Father McQuarters joins in with some Halloween safety. Have fun but be aware of evil cannibalistic cults & prepare for physical harm to your children. Phil talks about playing “The Sims” computer game. Hour 2: Bud Dickman discusses the things that sound dirty on Halloween. Phil fires/kills the Bud on the air. Hour 3: Bob Green tries to explain why he sexually assaulted a female employee who was wearing a costume for Halloween.

Friday, October 25, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Peter and Paul" Dintino Hour 1: Phil begins with some news about the snipers and the Nation of Islam. Phil takes some calls on the snipers. Bob Green hates actors in a flashback. Joe Dickhead & The Professor, Live from a roller-coaster at New York, New York in Vegas with NFL Picks. Hour 2: Mavis Leonard says senior citizens are saddened the sniper has been caught, because it was so enjoyable to watch on TV. Flashback with Jeff Dowder and his haunted mansion. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler is on about his book “Healing in Distress” as he prepares women for the inevitable infidelity by their husbands. R.C. Collins sneaks in to talk about the movie he just saw (Jack Ass).

Monday, September 23, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green refused to allow his supermarket staff to break up a fight between a mother and her child. Phil talks about disciplining his kids. Hour 3: Chris Norton is insisting on rights to visit the kids he fathered at the sperm bank, and if he doesn't get them, he's telling the mothers he's part Mexican, which will make them sue the sperm bank.

Monday, September 16, 2002 Hour 1: Bob Green threw a woman out of his supermarket who had too many items in line -- he blames her injuries on the customers who raised the complaint about her being in line. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, September 5, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Clara Bingham got breast augmentation surgery instead of oral surgery for her son. she says it's because he owes her. Hour 3: Bob Green is a producer talking about the sexual dues every single person pays to get a contract in Hollywood. Want a recording deal? You've got to kneel on that Greek rug.