Monday, September 2, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-12-13 hour three. Bang Osama at the Christmas tree lot. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-07-02 hour three. Placating Al Qaieda follows intro flashback of 2002-08-26a LBO Ward Cleaver. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-05-13 hour one. Bob Green giving items to employee for sex.

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 Hour 1: Bob Green introduces the new Twin Towers Bra. He got beat up at a trade show for comparing a woman's sagging breasts to the World Trade Center. His slogan is "You may not be able to rebuild these, but you still have a chance to rebuild these." Hour 2: Margaret Gray discusses the pre-Amber alert system. Important kids like her son Jason Jay Delmonico (who she says has a nice butt and was picked to go on the bridge of the Disney Cruise) are important to the human race, so it's important to get their information out to the public before an abduction occurs. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 15, 2002 Hour 1: Roland Schwinn runs a youth camp where he basically uses them as labor to clear brush from his property, and he says it's better than the waste of time at normal camps. Hour 2: Bob Green's company has published a company calendar (The Women of NEXUS International: On The Go) where female employees are on the toilet, breast-feeding children, and putting on pantyhose. Bob threatens to fire anyone who refuses to give their consent. All the men in the company got access to the link for the photos, ostensibly from a virus. Phil closes ranting about Al Qaeda and the volatile stock market. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, June 26, 2002 Hour 1: Bob Green is a CEO who says that even though he's letting 1000 employees go after cooking the books, no one is sympathetic to his suicide threats. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover is a conservative who says American women need to live up to the example set by Martha Stewart. They're pigs, and she's trying to say "for God's sake, clean up!" (SECOND HALF) Bud Dickman falls asleep in the studio, snores like a pig and upsets Phil. Rant about MCI buyout.

Friday, June 21, 2002 Hour 1: Bob Green invested 500 grand in US Wins World Cup mugs, they didn't, and now he's trying to force people to buy them threatening to get their credit report ruined. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Doug Dannger criticizes prom kids for riding in limos and thinking they're big shots. What happened to the days where you'd expect to see Jack Nicholson? Nowadays it's someone's brat. If Doug sees this happen, he'll grabs them and tells them to go get a cab.

Hour 1: Bob Green will be selling a women's romance kit in NYC while dressed up as a firefighter, but it's ok because he's donating money to a 9-11 charity. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: FIRST QUARTER. Larry Grover is forcing his father to eat McDonalds, even though he has a heart condition. Larry says McDonalds is a symbol of America. REMAINDER. Phil talks about vacationing in Fiji and reading about cannibalism, terrorists and LAX, etc.

Hour 1: Bob Green gave a woman in his law firm $10K and diamonds. He expects “blow sex” or else he will report the stones stolen. Hour 2: Steve Bosell is mad at the Catholic church for being unable to explain to his son the difference between Spiderman and Jesus Christ. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Bob Green (10m) is a porn director whose daughter will be visiting for Take Your Child To Work Day. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder says Robert Blake is innocent because celebrities are image-conscient, and people who don’t live in LA don’t understand. He gets pissed those who want to move to another country -- one caller will not stop talking.

Hour 1: David G Hall says he's gay and is in love with Eric Karros of the L.A. Dodgers, but is just cranking Phil. Hour 2: Ted Bell in studio promoting a new bowling shirt but he can't 'hit the post' with his jingle. Bobbie Dooley calls in and Harvey Wireman visits the studio. Hour 3: Bob Green has started the Spades Social Club where men can tell racist jokes without their wives breaking their balls. Phil closes with Margaret Gray singing a brassy blues number about doing domestic chores ("I'm A Woman") and Anne Murray's "Snowbird" with Freudian slips.

Hour 1: Bob Green discusses the benefits of having a huge penis. In fact, one date he ended up pressing rape charges. Phil closes telling a story about Maria's dad, who looks like Ronald Reagan. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier as a child was deprived of the nipple, so now he goes around exposing the breasts of women who bottle-feeding children and shames them, saying they have two perfectly good breasts. He also asks lactating women for a drink of milk. "Maaan, I sure could use a lactating..." (15m).