Hour 1:Justin McAlroy is driving without a license on the air to protest the fact that the underaged are being discriminated against. Callers are outraged and believe Justin should respect the privilege.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonafide calls in to tell Phil he went to an open mic night and got into an altercation with a young asian boy. Callers think Lloyd overreacted because they too have been yelled at during an open mic night. Phil plays a listener flashback called "Looking in the Bathroom stalls" featuring Jay Santos from 7-16-02.Hour 3:Phil has a special guest in the studio tonight..Peter Sarafinavich. Phil's son Chris is learning to drive. Phil talks about how the Catholic school kids are selling magazines for their school. David G. Hall interrupts Phil asking Bud to play Porky Pig SFX when Phil stutters. Phil talks about role playing games and talks about the Godfather Movies. In the news Phil discusses the riots in Liverpool. Phil closes the show discussing the New C.D. and how he is giving up smoking on the 24th.

Hour 1Phil opens the show talking about how U.C. Davis beat Stanford. He talks about how Katherine drove him nuts this weekend with her shoelaces. Phil plays Bud Gets Fired as the listener flashback. Phil get's personal...discussing how him and Maria went to dinner with a couple they did not know. Moveon.org is asking for donations for their t.v. ads. Ted Bell calls in reporting about the Emmy's. He is mad at Phil...he thinks Phil should have been there considering he does work for NBC. Frank Gray is on mixing it up once again. He gets genders confused with his football picks. 3rd week in September makes Frank use 3rd person female. Phil discusses teenage sex...whether they're having it or not. Phil reads an e-mail from his listener where he torched his leg while tuning into Phil.Hour 2Jay Santos is on to talk to Phil about how he stops teenage girls and asks them if they have bisexual tendencies. Listeners are outraged and offended that Jay would even stoop to that level.Hour 3Phil goes on a rant about Wikpedia.com and plugs the website. Phil talks about how Oct. 25th is when Fillmore Middle will begin shooting. Phil discusses driving to work with his Italian Opera Music blasting. Phil believe this country has lost its mind...he plans to move to Ireland...No Mayors and No Governors. Phil believes New Orleans is corrupt...Phil says he is going to get a rice rocket.

Hour 1:Phil opens the show talking about what is coming up. He also discusses the fact that his Fillmore Middle Pilot was picked up. David Hall calls worried wondering how Phil will manage with T.V. and Radio. Bud taunts Phil with food because Phil is hungry! Phil plays the Paul Lane flashback. Once again Phil plugs Friday's upcoming web cast. Jay Santos calls Phil to tell him he is auctioning off items for New Orleans. Jay has a problem pronouncing "L" words. Lloyd Bonafide calls in to sing Please Let Me Rock.Hour 2:Dean Wheeler is on to talk about his colleague. He believes he is racist for asking for a place setting at a local Chinese restaurant. Callers are outraged because asking for a fork does not make you a racist.Hour 3:Art Bell with General Jamison spelled out that Al Gore Has a joy hole in his pocket. Listener Chuck wins a Best of CD 2004. Phil talks about the tracks on the new best of cd. Jeff Dowder gives Phil the National Intelligence Report on Highjackers. Information was released in 1995. What do you think about George Bush now? Phil talks about how CNN is telling people to get angry and radio is doing the same. Phil thinks WWII depression guys knew how to do things...like rolling up their shirts. He talks about how the old timers could drink also. Harvey Wireman calls in saying Get Jay Santos off the air. Harvey's still high from Jeff Dowder.

Hour 1:Phil reads some news. Mavis Leonard is on an F-16 jetfighter on her way to Barbados. Phil talks about meeting Lou Dobbs.Hour 2:Jay Santos & the Citizens Auxiliary Police are visiting elementary schools in Southern California to talk to young people about safety and crime. This presentation includes a simulation of a drug hallucination where Jay removes all of his clothing.Hour 3:Producer Tony Neal is on to talk about a new reality show called "Escape From Fashion Island" where college students compete to successfully abduct children from a mall to win a million dollars. Tony says the show will educate people about child abduction.

Hour 1:Margaret Gray, Jay Santos, Herb Sewell, Chris Norton, and Lloyd Bonifide join Phil in a roundtable discussion about Natalie Holloway at the Rusty Pelican. Ward R.Jameson with CLAP Radio says it's in bad taste to make fun of Natalie Holloway. Laurel and Hardy get blown up by an Al Qaeda backpack. Baseball News: 5 people stabbed to death at Dodger Stadium. Jack Brant tracking garbage that was released from a space shuttle.Hour 2:High School football coach Vernon Dozier is putting steroids in his players smoothies without them knowing.Hour 3:Dr.Dean Edell says picking your nose makes you look like a goober. Phil talks about his experience with valet parking at "Chapter 8" restaurant. Hal and Viola watched the webcast and were disappointed when they saw that Phil does the show. Frank Gray calls in to talk about Rafael Palmeiro testing positive for steroids, and as usual, gets his genders mixed up.

Hour One:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits and "making deposits in the spank bank."Hour Two:Colonel Gaylan Shaw calls to talk about the new TV show he is a part of, "The People Decide," where, in one episode, the crash of Princess Diana's Mercedes is re-examined in an, ultimately, completely unacceptable way.Hour Three:Darrell Webbers Blues Show kicks off with his sideman Junior T-Bone and special guest Pastor William Rennick. The whole thing comes to a crashing end when David G. Hall calls and tells Phil to "knock off the Amos and Andy stuff....." Frank Gray calls Phil to talk about how he is producing Julia Roberts new play on Broadway....he keeps referring to Ms Roberts as "him"....Little Logan Benson calls to tell the audience what his grandpa has been saying lately.....Phil takes calls from people watching the webcast in Milwaukee, Temecula, El Paso and..............INDIA!

Hour 1Jay Santos is on to talk about Operation Home Alert. He urges Americans to attack people who look like terrorists at the Metrolink station. In the Listener Flashback General Jameson goes head on into a hurricane.Hour 2Doug Danger joins Phil on the show to discuss the Emmy Nominations. Doug wants it to say "Gay" after the Desperate Housewives writers names in the credits.Hour 3Margaret Gray begins the hour by singing Anti-folk songs. She decides to sing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind." Bud comes on and tells Phil how he tried out for Billy Biuett on "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest." He says Billy stutters. Jeff Dowder who is a lifeguard says if he sees someone standing there unnatural (like with hands on their side) then their tinkling. Phil closes the show by discussing his gas grill problems.

Hour one:Phil recaps the Fourth at the Beach...Phil goes into this rap about an LA Times article on Corti-Slim...Phil interviews Dr. Walgren during a segment of time Bud sold to him called "Dr Walgren Explains It All." On this edition, Dr. Walgren says no one really knows "why ice melts."....Lloyd calls to say that Danny Bonaduce getting fired is another example of the "back-stabbing whore" Jamie White......Phil does his annual summertime beef about "private: beaches.....Jeff Dowder calls to say a friend of his took a picture of him laying on the grass at the Capitol Mall and it looks like the Washington Monument is "coming up out of my slacks."......Hour Two:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police feels that people who blow off lots of fireworks on the Fourth are usually more pro-War "like they are sending a message that's its open season on blowing stuff up....."Hour Three:Art Griego is a retired commercial pilot who believes local baseball diamonds should be turned into private aviation strips where kids can learn how to fly. He says hits far less likely a plane from the strip will crash into your house than a foul ball "will come sailing through your kitchen window and while you turn to get more Gerber's it takes your kids head clean off."

Hour One:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will patrol beaches and parks this summer to make sure some parent putting sun lotion on their kid "isn't getting their cookies."Hour Two:Lloyd Bonafide has a real problem with the Saddam Hussein underwear picture. When women get a look at "what he got" they may soften their views toward the dictator.Hour Three:Larry Grover, newly re-invented as the "Angry Liberal" comes on to tell Phil the sad tale of being asked the question "If you are against the war for oil Iraq how come you drive a car?" Larry can't think of a good answer so he goes home troubled and perplexed. When his autistic son starts banging a spoon on the table and making barnyard noises, Larry back hands him across the kitchen floor. He blames Bush's policy in Iraq for his kid getting cuffed.

Hour One:Bobbie Dooley is having someone kicked out of Western Estates because their kid told her a joke that ended with the phrase "....no F-ing way." Bobbi feels it was the child telling her, Bobbi, to "F-off." Anyway, Bobbi and Steve both want the woman out of the community even though she and Bobbi are "best friends."Hour Two:Steve Bosell attempts to check on his daughters slumber party while trying not to wake the girls up. The problem is, he's wearing a t-shirt with no under wear and straddles one of the sleeping bags, directly over some kids head, as he opens a window.....Hour Three:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police came on to talk about how tough it is to enforce the drug laws pertaining to methamphetamine since the only people that use it "are white people...and there's a little hitch" of sadness in his step, says Jay, when he has to approach a white motorist. Jay then grabs a handful of hair and pulls the motorists head back to shine a flashlight up their nose to see if there's any "sprinkling of meth around the nostril portions."