Hour 1:Phil opens the show discussing his Sunday night. He says he ate a tub of pudding and watched Desperate Housewives! David and Bud make fun of Phil because he stumbled over his words. Phil discussed his brunch on Sunday morning with the Fillmore Middle cast. Phil plays a listener flashback called Spanish Sportscast from 9-14-04. Margaret Gray joins Phil, she is on a train. She is returning from the Anti-War Protest. Margaret Gray sings "American Idiot" by Green Day. Phil asks the question "where does money from the hurricane really go?" Phil discusses the L.A. Radio People Poll. He was ranked # 10. Phil reads e-mail from his listeners. Phil talks about how he heard from Coach Jaggs.Hour 2:Ted Bell is on with Phil and he is upset. Peter Maddox the cancer patient lived. Ted donated money to him thinking he was terminal. Callers believe he is an idiot for asking for the money back. One caller tells Ted that he has no idea what kids with cancer have to go through.Hour 3:Pastor William Rennick surprises Phil with singing Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing." Phil discusses e-mail and how a lot is going on with the show. Phil discusses gas prices and how he is spending $60 a week. Phil says Starband is a horrible company. Phil talks about how the weatherman says Hurricane Katrina was made by Japanese Yakoza. Lloyd Bonafide joins Phil and tells him that Thomas Jefferson had relations with his negro maid. At the close of the show Phil discusses how Lyndie England was found guilty of War Crimes.

Hour 1Bobbie Dooley is at California Adventure and calls in to talk to Phil. Her husband Steve is on a rollercoaster. Bobbie takes this opportunity to promote the Labor Day Bobbie Dooley Marathon and the New Bobbie Dooley Blog on the website. Phil talks about what is coming up on the show and how there was a death on a rollercoaster recently. Phil plays a listener flashback called "Sylvia knows jujutsu", and discusses the top rollercoaster's in America. Margaret Gray calls in from Crawford, Texas. She says Martin Sheen and Cindy Sheehan are related. She begins singing and when she is done an air strike ensues. Phil talks about his friend DJ who was in Vietnam and how he would map terrain. In the news Phil talks bout how Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. Bud Dickman comes on to tell Phil that is must be smelly in the Superdome because of all the "Brothers." David Hall phones in and says Thailand isn't giving relief for the hurricane because of Phil.Hour 2Brad Rifkin comes on to tell Phil the school does not want him to carpool. He also tells Phil it is because he keeps harassing a boy in the carpool. Callers phone in and tell Brad he is a bully, and says it is not nice. One callers goes so far as to say he belongs in jail.Hour 3Phil reads e-mail and tells the listeners how he is reading a book on Stalingrad, and discusses his blog. Phil talks about how an oil rig came off of its moorings due to Hurricane Katrina. Margaret Gray sings so vain and falls down the stairs. Ted Bell joins Phil promoting his buckwheat potato, and he is also mad that Phil played the Little Rascals theme because of the buckwheat potato. Frank Gray joins Phil to talk about Hurricane Katrina...Phil talks about how Fillmore Middle the pilot may get picked up.

Hour 1:Phil has Tonga River Fever...shock and amazement goes over the air as Phil's voice has changed to that of a woman. Jeff Dowder comes on and decides to sing a song called "Good Bye Gaza Strip." Bill Clendenon who is a radio consultant comes on to talk to Phil. Phil has a problem, he can't understand anything he says. Margaret Gray calls in tell Phil she is celebrating Sean Penn's Birthday. Phil sends him a present...that explodes. Bob Greene tells Phil he asked his employees to pick up produce on the way into work to save on gas used by big trucks. Bob thinks they should do it and reminds them where they would be without him...in the fields. David G. Hall interrupts Phil and tell's him not to use the words "dictate" and "Stuck It In".Hour 2:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins Phil and talks about how his sons teacher talked to him rudely. As time goes on Ted tell's Phil that all he wanted was for his son to tip his teacher $100 so he could get a better grade. Listeners call in saying he handled it inappropriately and that it was not a representation of Father and Son bonding...and maybe he should think about home schooling and stop being so materialistic.Hour 3:Lloyd Bonafide is on to talk about taking his grandson to see March of the Penguins. He said there were stupid kids their distracting and talking throughout the movie. Callers think he is acting like a disgruntled old man and that his grandson behaves better than him. R.C. Collins comes on to explain to Phil and the listeners that Katherine Harris has a nice pair. He decides to explain Straight Out of Chatsworth. R.C. used to be goth...Phil closes the show with his view of March of the Penguins and the Origins of Man.