Wednesday, November 5, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell has furnished his restaurant with special facilities for bulemic women's vomiting. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, October 31, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green demands 20 percent of all his employees' lottery winnings because his premises are often used for planning the lottery win. Hour 2: Ted Bell emphasizes that parents must have the passwords to their kids computers so they can snoop. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler runs a couples workshop which encourages the men to play out aggressive fantasies.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley complains about the firefighters working the California wildfires and says they won't clean up the ash. Hour 3: Ted Bell has a book called 'Fire' which is just shock content. he also threatens to lower the percentage going to firefighters if people don't buy it.

Wednesday, October 1, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell says if you're not watching the California recall election then you're probably a terrorist. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, September 23, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell says women antagonizing men might bring consequences, because he threw a cigarette butt out of his car and a woman threw it back in. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, September 9, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: (FIRST HALF) Ted Bell criticizes Bush for not following through on catching Bin Laden. After the break, flashback of 2003-09-08a EHE. (SECOND HALF) Phil talks about the Brian Douglas Wells bomb collar incident from a couple of weeks earlier. Phil plugs the BSP. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, August 18, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-02 hour three. Adjusting bikini bottoms. Hour 2: Ted Bell is unable to hire an underage girl at his restaurant because the father refuses so he threatens to tell the Chamber of Commerce that the father admitted having a homosexual dream. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-28 hour one. Safe house for viewing porn.

Wednesday, August 6, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell says that Federal rebate checks should be redirected into California's treasury since they've had so many floods and wildfires. He finishes accusing a caller of going to the bathroom while on the phone. Closes with flashback of 2003-08-05 hour two. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, July 17, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell says that kids are at risk from online predators because kids won't give their parents their password. Hour 2: Harvey Wireman is a senior who says no one's going to take his drivers license away. says that tests are unconstitutional and if you piss off old people they might get mad and floor it. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, June 9, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell plans to open a wine bar while hosting a grad night at his restaurant and says parents need to trust his good judgement. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing George Bush because he couldn't find weapons of mass destruction. He bet Cliff Pettigrew, at his job site, that he'd kiss his ass if they didn't find WMD's.