Thursday, November 21, 2002 Show Log by Paulie Dintino Hour 1: Dean Wheeler and his neighbors are doing what President Bush asked to protect America by writing down what people are doing and monitoring their groceries. It's OK because he's a friend and he's going to have fun going through your garbage. Phil Hendrie did the voice of Dean. Hour 2: Phil starts out by talking about the TV show The Bachelor. Ted Bell comes on with a Flashback. Phil and a caller play “How white are you?” Phil gives away a Citizen's Axillary Police T-shirt. Joe Dickhead with NFL picks as he gets waxed by another man. Hour 3: Deb Turner come on to tell how to find a man, keep a man & know the man. She calls ex-girlfriends of the men to find out what they did wrong so she won't repeat the mistakes. Phil talks about The War on Terror and other news.

Wednesday, November 20, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Machine" Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out by talking about the upcoming Aspen Comedy Festival and news on Michael Jackson hanging his kid out of a window in Berlin. Hour 2: Doug Dannger from the Orange County Courier comes on to give insight on Ben Affleck. He believes that as a gay man and gay journalist he slept with hundreds of women to find out why women go out with losers like Ben Affleck. Steve Bosell comes on with a flashback. Hour 3: Ted Bell joins the program and talks about his new book "Making the Step-Dad Happy." He gives advice to the kids to make their moms worthy to be with the new man she's married. Phil breaks the news that he created the voice of Ted.

Monday, November 18, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about pee-wee football. He believes injury is just a part of the game. “It's exciting to see if a player is going to walk again or not.” Ted Bell with a flashback. Hour 2: Phil starts the hour talking about CBS doing a reality show based on The Beverly Hillbillies. Phil does “3 things: Rock & Roll CD Bonus tracks, Dream interpretations & Men who dance." Hour 3: R.C. Collins joins the fun with some fresh ideas about capturing Osama Bin Laden. The military have not done the job so far so he needs go over there while doing recreational drugs. Harvey Wireman comes on to defend R.C. and his school. Lloyd joins in.

Friday, November 15, 2002 Show Log by Paulie Walnuts Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts things off talking about Army soldiers revealing their gay so they were let go. David G. Hall comes on the show to tell Phil that Bud is a vital part of the program. He implements the “show monitor” to see who is more interesting, Phil or Bud. Flashback with Bob Green. Joe Dickhead & The Professor with NFL picks while playing Marco Polo at Sportsman Water Park. Hour 2: Ted Bell is back...he's mad about Condoleezza Rice's security alert about Al-Qaeda because he's wealthy and doesn't want to be bothered with it. Ted was performed by Phil. Vernon is on with a flashback. Hour 3: Paul Lane joins the program demanding Bill France of Nascar reveal which seven drivers in the Cart circuit are homosexual. He drove professionally (in Sega games).

Thursday, November 7, 2002 Show Log by that guy named Paul...Mr. Dintino to youHour 1:Phil takes some email. David G. Hall questions Phil about his choice of Jesus as an opponent against the cast of My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Some “Life Imitates Phil.”Hour 2:Ted Bell has some serious issues with women doing the work of men, saying it causes physical and mental trauma. His main issues is women doing construction. Margaret comes on with a flashback from yesterday's show.Hour 3:Steve Bosell joins in the on the fun. He believes women who go to massage therapists are having sex with them. He can’t find his wife's “B-Spot.”

Friday, October 18, 2002 Show Log by Professor Paul DintinoHour 1: Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. area but nobody is showing up because of the D.C. Sniper crisis. He's blaming the selfishness of the people of Washington D.C. Flashback from Jay Santos with the flu. Hour 2: Phil announces he's going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith (even though he wants to punch him in the face). Phil invites callers to play a round of “Say it just like the guy did it in the movie.” The Dirty Harry edition. Hour 3: Chris Norton in an act of “community service” helping people who are mentally ill. Chris tells a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died...he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him. Phil shares a listener response to the Doug Dannger bit from 10/16/02.

Friday, September 27, 2002 Hour 1: LIVE SHOW. Steve Bosell thinks there's something wrong with the Irish gene that incites people to violence. cites the Fighting Irish and his tantrum where he stabbed a Lucky Charms box. Hour 2: LIVE SHOW. Ted Bell is honoring charity gift certificates for 9-11 but wants his name and his restaurant on the World Trade Center memorial, along with the children's menu and the phone number. Towards the end, during his jingle, he says, "You can all go straight to hell!" Hour 3: LIVE SHOW. Bobbie Dooley is snowboarding with her sons because it makes them young and cool -- she also knocked down a deaf skiier because she didn't get out of the way.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins wants women to receive special attention on 9-11 because they are probably afraid. He says women under 22 are filet mignon, 22 to 30 are sirloin, and 30 plus are flank steak or stew meat. Harvey Wireman forces RC Collins to kiss the gunner's daughter and describes the process in detail. Caller Julia is worried about the punishment. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's ridiculous that the country is under any danger on the 1-year anniversary of 9-11 so they're going to kick back and have one big laugh. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is doing "Princess Diana: My Heart Will Go On", a one-woman show, for various middle schools. It shows Diana with a steering wheel coming out of her chest. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about skimpy wear in beach volleyball, watching tennis players underskirts as a kid. Bud Dickman's Brain Teasers. SECOND HALF. Phil wonders about killers mental diseases. Flashback of 2002-08-26c. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Monday, July 29, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell invites people to come down to his steak restaurant and eat grilled steak made possible by the charcoal that the trapped coal miners produced. Callers are outraged he's trying to make a buck off their tragedy. Hour 3: VARIETY.