Tuesday, December 17, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley joins the show to discuss the Trent Lott situation. She wrote a letter to anyone coming to her Homeowners Association from the south has to conduct themselves appropriatly and get any ideas of being Trent Lott out of their head.. “no spook jokes.” Flashback from Margaret. Hour 2: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills comes on to talk about how funny and ridiculous the kids in the Christmas plays are in his kid's school. They get stoned before the shows in the parking lot. Phil talks about things going on in his life like PMS. Hour 3: Brad Rifkin works for the Salvation Army and wants some respect when collecting money...you have to look him in the eye when you walk by him in the shopping mall. Sean Penn comes on to talk about his visit to Iraq and his special relationship with Saddam Hussein but it's Phil. David comes on to yell at Phil for telling people he did the voice... “no one believes it was Sean Penn!”

Thursday, December 12, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Clara Bingham joins the show regarding the Trent Lott story. He's a racist and a cracker and black people are not fooled by his apology. Feature: “What he really said.” A trip to the Oval Office with Trent Lott and Bush. Hour 2: David G. Hall, the vice president of syndication for the Phil Hendrie Show is on to say he's going to get the small pox vaccine before everyone else because he's important. Flashback with Bobbie Dooley saying a blind lady can't sit at her table because she's got no eyes. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier is on to talk about the Kelly Clarkson controversy. Phil talks about the suspension of the Guns N Roses tour and his bad experiences at concerts from older groups. Father Mcquarter comes on to talk about Cardinal Law.

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off by going off on some of the Hollywood elite on their attitude toward the U.S. Government after 9/11. Phil play a classic bit from the best of 2002 CD - “plane go boom.” Phil discusses Trent Lott and the like. Hour 2: Chris Norton says for women to go someone's house without a date is pathetic on Christmas day. He's offering his services, he's in high-demand, he's sessy. An episode of The Bob Heverly show. Phil explains the show and plays a bit from Margaret from the best of 2002 CD. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association says in order to sit with her and Steve at the table at the Christmas party you must have a certain standing in the community. You can't have cataracts and look strange. A bit from the best of 2002 CD with Jay Santos.

Thursday, November 28, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1 “Mother's with Son's” Chairperson Bobbie Dooley is on to talk about her son who was so popular he went ahead and did it with a girl who was teasing him. Bobbie started “Mother's with Son's” when she was inspired by the Taliban's John Walker Lindh. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley had a Clothes-a-thon where the clothes are donated to a battered women shelter. Bobbie doesn't like to see these women in her “lime green pumps” and forest green gingham dress.” Phil tells all that he played Bobbie in the last bit. Hour 3: “Mother's Against Peer Pressure” founder Bobbie Dooley is on to talk about her son was forced to drive at 80 miles an hour because another boy told him to. He could have killed a bunch of people but it really wasn't his fault. Some more family album snapshots with the Dooleys.

Wednesday, November 13, 2002 Show Logs by Little Paulie Dintino Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is back with her Fall-tactular. She thinks people like Al Roker that lose lot's of weight should be evaluated by the Homeowner's Association before they're let into the club. Phil tells all that the far left hand lane is a passing lane. Hour 2: Phil is curious about extacy and getting kids off drugs. Flashback with Carl Mizla. Hour 3 Vernon Dozier doesn't like kids watching TV. They should be cutting and hauling wood and watching Tora Tora Tora.

Friday, September 27, 2002 Hour 1: LIVE SHOW. Steve Bosell thinks there's something wrong with the Irish gene that incites people to violence. cites the Fighting Irish and his tantrum where he stabbed a Lucky Charms box. Hour 2: LIVE SHOW. Ted Bell is honoring charity gift certificates for 9-11 but wants his name and his restaurant on the World Trade Center memorial, along with the children's menu and the phone number. Towards the end, during his jingle, he says, "You can all go straight to hell!" Hour 3: LIVE SHOW. Bobbie Dooley is snowboarding with her sons because it makes them young and cool -- she also knocked down a deaf skiier because she didn't get out of the way.

Friday, September 20, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-09-05 hour two. Clara's breast augmentation surgery. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says negative punishment is a bad idea for teenagers, and that parents should reaffirm. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins wants women to receive special attention on 9-11 because they are probably afraid. He says women under 22 are filet mignon, 22 to 30 are sirloin, and 30 plus are flank steak or stew meat. Harvey Wireman forces RC Collins to kiss the gunner's daughter and describes the process in detail. Caller Julia is worried about the punishment. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's ridiculous that the country is under any danger on the 1-year anniversary of 9-11 so they're going to kick back and have one big laugh. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Tuesday, September 3, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-25 hour three. Vernon Dozier Superbowl and lusty wives. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that her HOA prohibits plastic lawn furniture because it makes it look like a white trash neighborhood.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is doing "Princess Diana: My Heart Will Go On", a one-woman show, for various middle schools. It shows Diana with a steering wheel coming out of her chest. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about skimpy wear in beach volleyball, watching tennis players underskirts as a kid. Bud Dickman's Brain Teasers. SECOND HALF. Phil wonders about killers mental diseases. Flashback of 2002-08-26c. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.